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Banana_Kaboom

28 Southampton, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty much just an ultra skinny version of Ignatius J Reilly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hobo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can roll an impeccable cigarette.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh, I don't know. Perhaps that I look like Michael Stipe/Moby/ Richard O'brien/Gollum/Dobby the house elf/Jack Skellington or Britney during her troubled years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Under the Skin is the best film/book/soundtrack i've seen/read/heard in forever. Send me a message if you want a natter about it.

Film:

Kubrick, Lynch, Malick, Wong Kar Wai, Gaspar Noe.

Music:

Godspeed, A Silver Mt Zion, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, Joy Division, Boards of Canada, Flying Lotus, Aphex Twin.
Oh, and I have a somewhat unhealthy obsession with Bjork.

Books:

Ballard, Nabokov, Burgess, De Sade, Welsh, Easton Ellis, McCarthy and Hunter S Thompson have all written things that have floated my boat one way or another.

I’m currently working my way through a top 50 ‘cult novel’ list I found somewhere but any recommendations are always welcome.

TV:

I don't really have the patience for TV. I did love Twin Peaks and The Wire though.

Games:

I like arty, pretentious games like ICO, Shadow of the Colossus, Flower, Journey, Rez and Child of Eden.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This would take far too much thought to answer properly so these are just the 6 things closest to hand:

My cat
Tobacco/Rizla/Filters/lighter (they’re in the same tin so count as one)
A (strong) mug of tea
A pen
A notepad
Chocolate Digestives.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I’ve said or haven’t and whether I should or shouldn’t have said them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Robbin' drug dealers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That utterly still, sinister man on my way home tonight, was, on closer inspection, a tree.
You should message me if
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