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Banana_Kaboom

28 M Southampton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Cebuano (Fluently), Ilongo (Fluently), Occitan (Fluently), Tagalog (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Once, when I was 13 or so, I went on a school trip where we were given an archery lesson. On my first go I hit the bullseye. On my second, my arrow missed the target completely and nearly skewered a sheep grazing in a nearby field. I’ve been vegetarian ever since.

This incident has come to epitomise everything I do. I immediately excel then swiftly screw up before making some large, life-changing decision based solely upon a tenuous ‘what if?’ scenario. I’m sure the inevitable end point of this life philosophy is for me to drop out of everything altogether.

And this, in turn, will hopefully allow me to fulfil my long-held dream of escaping to life on a canal boat. I can’t really rationalise this desire other than I think trundling along aimlessly would somehow suit my reclusively aloof lifestyle. I’d also quite like to grow a grizzly boatman beard and see this as the perfect excuse.
I’m really good at
I can, or so I’ve been told, roll an impeccable cigarette.
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh, I don't know. Perhaps that I look like Michael Stipe/Moby/ Richard O'brien/Gollum/Dobby the house elf or Britney during her troubled years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Film:

I’ve developed a recent love for anything beautifully twisted - Taxidermia, Begotten, El Topo - but I’m always rather partial to anything Kubrick, Lynch, Malick, Wong Kar Wai or Gaspar Noe have been involved in.

Music:

I mainly listen to post-rock so bands that sound like Godspeed, A Silver Mt Zion and Mogwai, but also like a bit of Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, Joy Division and an assorted bunch of other miserablists. Oh, and I have a somewhat unhealthy obsession with Bjork.

Books:

I read film theory books constantly, but as far as fiction goes Ballard, Nabokov, Burgess, De Sade, Welsh, Easton Ellis and Hunter S Thompson have all written things that have floated my boat one way or another. I’m currently working my way through a top 50 ‘cult novel’ list I found somewhere but any recommendations are always thoroughly welcome.

TV:

I don't really have the patience for TV. I did love Twin Peaks and The Wire though.

Games:

I like arty, pretentious games like ICO, Shadow of the Colossus, Flower, Journey, Rez and Child of Eden.
The six things I could never do without
This would take far too much thought to answer properly so these are just the 6 things closest to hand:

My cat
Tobacco/Rizla/Filters/lighter (they’re in the same tin so count as one)
A (strong) mug of tea
A pen
A notepad
Chocolate Digestives.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I’ve said or haven’t and whether I should or shouldn’t have said them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Robbin' drug dealers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That utterly still, sinister man on my way home tonight, was, on closer inspection, a tree.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're weathered, wrinkled and wary...