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22 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 12
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a dual citizen of the United States and Russia, one who feels wholly unrepresented by advertisements for that I grew up hovering my cursor over. Seriously, I implore you to go ahead and try locating my ancestors in Bumfuck North Caucasus. We herded goats for a living (not really).


I live by the George Washington Bridge in my favorite city in the world, and I'm often trickling down to Brooklyn for any and every activity ranging from school, to exploring. I love to take walks on strangely-named streets in my city, and I keep count of all the black and white spotted cats I encounter. I take notice to the little things out here, like the seams in the cobblestone from recent pipe repairs, myself in literally any reflective surface (i constantly need to fix my hair, okay? ._.), or a sticker tag that was tactfully overlapped by another vandal with a story to tell.

I proudly consider myself to be a feminist.

I like to stare directly at the sun and watch the blueish green hues gently wash over my field of vision.
When I'm in Brooklyn, that's when I'm most at home -- I grew up there, after all, and it's so interesting seeing the place change so much every year!

I don't wear shorts. I don't own a car, nor do I plan to. I take a generous amount of photos here and there, but am usually too shy to ask random people if I can take theirs. I love taking telephoto lenses out for test runs, because I can take creepy street portraits at comfortable distances.

Oh, and yes.
The Angel of Bicycle Theft visits me all too often. I've spent more money buying bikes than I would have hoped to.

Let's be friends and go halfsies?
What I’m doing with my life
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Begging at the door of BuzzFeed or whatever quirky media website for an internship.

Working towards a degree in writing for TV and Radio despite not liking either medium.

Making too many mix CDs.

Cleaning my house obsessively.

Keeping most of my promises, except when they involve morning jogs.

In the preliminary phases of starting to begin to sketch out an outline for the primary stages of preparation of getting ready to work on my next animated short film (let's face it, it's not gonna happen).

Keeping extensive journals in the hopes that future anthropologists will be interested in my self-absorbed chronicles, and their cultural relevance.

Taking lots of cool photos since I was 13 years old. I've got a flickr, and I really think you should take a look!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking pretty notes.

Hiding my face behind a ceaselessly clicking camera shutter.

Annoying my friends with said camera shutter.

Spending hours browsing Google Maps and feeling hella worldly doin' it (play GeoGuessr with me—I'll love you forever).

Removing and replacing objects in my pockets with finesse of James Bond.

Falling asleep on my cat's stomach, and practically begging to be mauled.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The chipped front tooth I received in a tragic quad-roller skating incident during sleep-away camp.

The carabiners I routinely have hanging from my backpacks, because I hate carrying grocery bags by hand.

Little disco ball-like flares my shiny bracelet tends to emit across the room when it's sunny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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☼ Haruki Murakami
☼ Bret Easton Ellis
☼ Chuck Klosterman
☼ Sylvia Plath
☼ Douglas Coupland
☼ Franz Kafka
☼ H.P. Lovecraft

☼ 2001: A Space Odyssey
☼ *anything Wes Anderson*
☼ Mulholland Drive
☼ Blue is the Warmest Color
☼ The Big Lebowski
☼ Chungking Express
☼ Cidade de Deus
☼ Mister Lonely
☼ The Cruise
☼ Drive
☼ Clueless (watching it is a yearly tradition of mine! :3)

i don't really watch tv, but i enjoy some series.
Breaking Bad
☼ Firefly
☼ The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
☼ Ed, Edd, and Eddy
☼ Courage the Cowardly Dog
☼ Curb Your Enthusiasm

cocteau twins
aphex twin
boards of canada
mac demarco

☼ pad thai noodles
☼ i love everything spicy
☼ the three dangerously close indian restaurants on 1st Avenue
☼ caprese sandwiches
☼ a heaping platter from my favorite halal carts.
☼ yerba mate

i tip generously.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
☼ writing and re-reading old thoughts (i have days where I just sit by the fire and intensely mull over my diaries)
☼ cheese, toasted bread, and avocado
☼ my extensive collection of music
keyboard shortcuts
☼ google
☼ belts

and the seventh thing, my camera.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
☼ Specific dates that I've memorized thanks to the journals and photo albums I keep.
☼ The homework assignments I ought to be doing.
☼ Where I would run if I were suddenly confronted by Slender Man.
☼ Ideas for dissonant violin guitar music that I never end up creating.
☼ How a certain flower that blooms in the spring smells exactly like semen.
☼ The Florida Skunk Ape
☼ How clever and subtle the person who has vandalized my profile last April was.
☼ The military-industrial complex, and why we aren't doing anything to stop it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to catch a cheesy exploitation film at an indie theater in Brooklyn.

Stomping around in public parks late at night, having mindlessly consumed an entire bottle of wine. Snickering at the legal drinking age, despite me being of the legal drinking age.

Ironing my pants excessively, not to remove wrinkles, but for the cozy feeling warm clothing brings you.

Dreading late night subway service changes.

Dancing at a cheap party, because I'm cheap and I like to dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a tiny bump in my center chest bone that's extremely sensitive. I will MURDER you if you poke it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't believe in arbitrary gender roles and wouldn't mind messaging me, a male, first.

Jónsi's singing brings tears to your eyes, even if you don't speak Icelandic.

You've got a crude, somewhat sarcastic, and punny sense of humor.

You're not too hesitant to meet up. I'll take you to a lovely coffee shop.

You're genuine, and full of energy.

You're not a flake.

And if you don't mind me shoving a camera into your face.