✪ I hail from the mountains of southern Russia, and I’ve always felt wholly unrepresented by Ancestry.com banner ads in the internet’s wee days; I implore you to try finding my ancestors, who likely herded socialist goats for a living (not really).
✪ I’m a cat-loving, pebble-hoarding Wikipedia freak who will photograph the melted ice cream cake on your stoop (i’m a photographer - es what i do).
✪ I take candid delight in the absurd & kooky, and will show traumatizing claymations to your baby siblings.
✪ BR❤︎❤︎KLYN R△ISED ~ I KNOW THE INS n’ OUTS, YA DIG? ❤︎
✪ I like to stare at the sun, and watch the blue-green hues gently wash over my field of vision, just before I blindly tumble off the edge of the sidewalk.
✪ Polyamorous; I have lots of ❤︎ to spread around - won’t you join me for an interesting eve of wine and macaroni sometime?
✪ I can be yr insider sidekick in the ongoing quest to dismantle the patriarchy.
✪ Assisting an advertising photographer with nifty projects.
✪ I’m in the preliminary phases of starting to begin to sketch out an outline for the primary stages of preparation of getting ready to work on my next animated short film (let's face it, it's not gonna happen).
✪ Cleaning my room fervently so as to postpone getting any meaningful work done.
✪ Making mixtapes for my best friends to score burrito points.
✪ Spending hours browsing Google Maps and feeling hella worldly doin’ it (play GeoGuessr with me — I’ll love you forever).
✪ Removing and replacing objects in my pocket with the finesse of a bond villain; I have had lots of idle time on my hands, people...
✪ Falling asleep on my cat’s stomach, and practically begging to be mauled.
✪ Shoving a camera in your face.
✪ My smile, rendered ever-so-slightly askew by a hilarious quad-rollerskating injury I sustained in sleepaway camp.
✪ My shiny blank ring that used to have a typewriter key attached to it.
☼ Haruki Murakami
☼ H.P. Lovecraft
☼ Sylvia Plath
☼ Joseph Heller
☼ Franz Kafka
☼ 2001: A Space Odyssey
☼ Mulholland Drive
☼ Blue is the Warmest Color
☼ The Big Lebowski
☼ Chungking Express
☼ Cidade de Deus
☼ Mister Lonely
☼ The Cruise
☼ Clueless (an annual tradition)
☼ Orphan Black
☼ Breaking Bad
☼ Bob’s Burgers
☼ The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
☼ Cocteau Twins
☼ Aphex Twin
☼ Boards of Canada
☼ Eartha Kitt
☼ John Maus
☼ Os Mutantes
☼ Oppenheimer Analysis
☼ Tom Waits
beneath the flourescent lights and intensely mull over my diaries)
✪ Cheese, toasted bread, and avocado
✪ My extensive collection of music
✪ Keyboard shortcuts
✪ Nifty belts
✪ The homework assignments I ought to be doing.
✪ Where I would run if I were suddenly confronted by Slender Man.
✪ Ideas for dissonant violin guitar music that I never end up creating.
✪ How a certain flower that blooms in the spring smells exactly like semen.
✪ The Florida Skunk Ape
✪ The military-industrial complex, and why we aren't doing anything to stop it.
✪ Stomping around in public parks late at night, having mindlessly consumed an entire bottle of wine.
✪ Ironing my pants excessively, not to remove wrinkles, but for the cozy feeling warm clothing brings you.
✪ Dreading late night subway service changes.
✪ Dancing at a cheap party, because I'm cheap and I like to dance.
✪ You'd like to chat and cuddle gregariously between several cups of tea.
✪ You're interested in a playful, non-monogamous friendship/relationship.
✪ You'd like to introduce your pet rat to mine.