Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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✪ I hail from the mountains of southern Russia, and I’ve always
felt wholly unrepresented by Ancestry.com banner ads in the
internet’s wee days; I implore you to try finding my ancestors, who
likely herded socialist goats for a living (not really).
✪ I’m a cat-loving, pebble-hoarding Wikipedia freak who will
photograph the melted ice cream cake on your stoop (i’m a
photographer - es what i do).
✪ I take candid delight in the absurd & kooky, and will show
traumatizing claymations to your baby siblings.
✪ BR❤︎❤︎KLYN R△ISED ~ I KNOW THE INS n’ OUTS, YA DIG? ❤︎
✪ I like to stare at the sun, and watch the blue-green hues gently
wash over my field of vision, just before I blindly tumble off the
edge of the sidewalk.
✪ Polyamorous; I have lots of ❤︎ to spread around - won’t you join
me for an interesting eve of wine and macaroni sometime?
✪ I can be yr insider sidekick in the ongoing quest to dismantle
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
✪ Keeping extensive journals in the hopes that I can fool future me
into thinking I was gr✿✿vy.
✪ Assisting an advertising photographer with nifty projects.
✪ I’m in the preliminary phases of starting to begin to sketch out
an outline for the primary stages of preparation of getting ready
to work on my next animated short film (let's face it, it's not
✪ Cleaning my room fervently so as to postpone getting any
meaningful work done.
✪ Making mixtapes for my best friends to score burrito points.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
✪ Taking pretty notes.
✪ Spending hours browsing Google Maps and feeling hella worldly
doin’ it (play GeoGuessr with me — I’ll love you forever).
✪ Removing and replacing objects in my pocket with the finesse of a
bond villain; I have had lots of idle time on my hands,
✪ Falling asleep on my cat’s stomach, and practically begging to be
✪ Shoving a camera in your face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
✪ I’m a rare specimen of the turtleneck species — it shows in my
✪ My smile, rendered ever-so-slightly askew by a hilarious
quad-rollerskating injury I sustained in sleepaway camp.
✪ My shiny blank ring that used to have a typewriter key attached
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
☼ Haruki Murakami
☼ H.P. Lovecraft
☼ Sylvia Plath
☼ Joseph Heller
☼ Franz Kafka
☼ 2001: A Space Odyssey
☼ Mulholland Drive
☼ Blue is the Warmest Color
☼ The Big Lebowski
☼ Chungking Express
☼ Cidade de Deus
☼ Mister Lonely
☼ The Cruise
☼ Clueless (an annual tradition)
☼ Orphan Black
☼ Breaking Bad
☼ Bob’s Burgers
☼ The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
☼ Cocteau Twins
☼ Aphex Twin
☼ Boards of Canada
☼ Eartha Kitt
☼ John Maus
☼ Os Mutantes
☼ Oppenheimer Analysis
☼ Tom Waits
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
✪ Writing and re-reading old thoughts (i have days where I just sit
by the fire
beneath the flourescent lights and intensely mull over my
✪ Cheese, toasted bread, and avocado
✪ My extensive collection of music
✪ Keyboard shortcuts
✪ Nifty belts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
✪ Specific dates that I've memorized thanks to the journals and
photo albums I keep.
✪ The homework assignments I ought to be doing.
✪ Where I would run if I were suddenly confronted by Slender
✪ Ideas for dissonant violin guitar music that I never end up
✪ How a certain flower that blooms in the spring smells exactly
✪ The Florida Skunk Ape
✪ The military-industrial complex, and why we aren't doing anything
to stop it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
✪ Trying to catch a cheesy sexploitation film at an indie theater
✪ Stomping around in public parks late at night, having mindlessly
consumed an entire bottle of wine.
✪ Ironing my pants excessively, not to remove wrinkles, but for the
cozy feeling warm clothing brings you.
✪ Dreading late night subway service changes.
✪ Dancing at a cheap party, because I'm cheap and I like to
dat assup my data, because who wants to lose
their entire folder of tumblr memes to an apartment fire?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a tiny bump in my center chest bone that's extremely
sensitive. I will MURDER you if you poke it.
You should message me if
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✪ You're interested in taking a bicycle ride with me down to the
nether regions of the emperor's vast domain.
✪ You'd like to chat and cuddle gregariously between several cups
✪ You're interested in a playful, non-monogamous
✪ You'd like to introduce your pet rat to mine.
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