Sometimes this profile changes. Not always for the better.
Some things I like and/or enjoy:
Women, motorcycles, dogs, guns, music, titties, pin-up girls, burlesque, rockabilly, cats - if they are cool, vaginas - if they are hot (and wet), MotoGP, supercross, flat track, WRC, rallycross, F1, tastefully done resto-mods, tasteless rat rods, and I would like to go to a roller derby - seems legit.
If I had to pick one word to describe my balls, then it would be "nutrageous."