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31 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:25pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Korean (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not going to lie...I'm probably one of the worst people you'll find on the inter-web dating scene...

I'm brash.
I cheated at last year's City Chase (I promised myself I wouldn't do it this year...)
I usually root for the bad guy in movies.
I make fun of people who play too much video games.
I'm WAY too competitive at board/card games.
I'm condescending to people I deem ignorant.
My name is Edward. (Have you ever met a good person named "Edward"?...I haven't...)
I judge people almost instantly, mostly based on how hipster-ish they are. (Which is ironic seeing that I'm involved in the art community)
I don't donate to the Salvation Army at Christmas time (those bells really annoy me).

When I go back to school this September I won't be going for the "experience" or lessons that will supposedly be taught. For me, it will be about getting that little piece of paper at the end that says I'm a better person than I was two years prior! I hope that all the tuition money will make it worth it!

So if you're interested in some laughs, and having a relaxing good time with no pressure feel free to send me a line. If not, well I can't say I blame you either :-P
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an abstract artist/photographer who finished a teaching stint in Korea. I'm not back in college studying creative advertising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boardgames...seriously, you don't have a chance!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm.....good question. I have pics up, I guess you can tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a huge fan of Kurt Vonnegut (in particular Slaughter House V) as well as Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm and my guilty pleasure; Darkly Dreaming Dexter.

I don't watch much TV, but I do enjoy TV series on DVD sets. The Simpsons, LOST, Dexter, and Weeds are the shows I'm most drawn to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sketchbook and paint
My Cell Phone/Tablet
Coffee in the morning
School and the like...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next painting and the painting after that...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh it's always random...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think the Hunger Games (the book, I haven't seen the movie) is over-rated
You should message me if
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Message me if you can find the good in any situation, if you can have fun no matter what, if you enjoy holding a conversation about random things, or if you just want to know how horrible of a person I actually am!