26 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
Just your everyday typical filthy liberal and godless heathen. We probably won't get along if you're not pro-choice, or if you don't believe that privilege is a thing. So yeah, I'm really hoping to one day meet my %100 enemy here and live terribly ever after. 40 points if you guess my ethnicity, it's always hilarious/racist.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a merchandiser and going to school studying finance. I also frequently post snarky comments on blogs.
I’m really good at
Being snarky, making people laugh, reading, remembering character's names on television shows and rolling my eyes at everything constantly. (One day I'm sure they'll never unroll)
I'm really bad with directions.
The first things people usually notice about me
My great head of hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My username should inform some of you. Right now I'm all about the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Rilo Kiley, Metric, end of list!
The six things I could never do without
Google Maps
BBQ sauce
Regina Spektor
That's 7, I'm such a rebel bad boy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want to eat for lunch. Did I like what I had for lunch? Will I have the same thing tomorrow? How fatty was lunch? It's actually dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Catching up on a new series or game, otherwise out trying to get ALL of the booze.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You're looking for a partner in crime! (clarification, am not willing to commit actual crimes) You want someone to be snarky with ALL THE TIME.