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Baratheon56

26 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just your everyday typical filthy liberal and godless heathen. We probably won't get along if you're not pro-choice, or if you don't believe that privilege is a thing. So yeah, I'm really hoping to one day meet my %100 enemy here and live terribly ever after.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a merchandiser and going to school studying finance. I also frequently post snarky comments on blogs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being snarky, making people laugh, reading, remembering character's names on television shows and rolling my eyes at everything constantly. (One day I'm sure they'll never unroll)
I'm really bad with directions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My great head of hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My username should inform some of you. Right now I'm all about the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Rilo Kiley, Metric, end of list!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Google Maps
BBQ sauce
Regina Spektor
Lists
Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to eat for lunch. Did I like what I had for lunch? Will I have the same thing tomorrow? How fatty was lunch? It's actually dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on a new series or game, otherwise out trying to get ALL of the booze.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a partner in crime! (clarification, am not willing to commit actual crimes) and you want someone to do stuff with this summer. I like watching moderately mushy movies, I hope you do too.