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42 Minneapolis, MN Man


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  • Ages 22–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 1:16pm
Black, White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Very often
Atheism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Harvard dropout, transplanted San Franciscan, atheist, feminist, Marxist, supporter of Occupy, Doctors without Borders, Harmontown, the Oxford comma, and the Browncoats. Bon vivant, raconteur, Blue Blaze Irregular.

Trying to live my life like it's a Steve McQueen movie... with less driving.

"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!""

Also, I am a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

Things I believe:
Han shot first.
Nick Carraway killed Gatsby.
Lyanna Stark is Jon Snow's mother.

Radio play I did:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Shooting at the walls of heartache, sowing the seeds of love, stepping on Superman's cape, never dreaming it's over, building this city, changing the color on my parachute, walking in Memphis, losing my religion, not fearing the reaper, wang chunging tonight and every night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Explaining why Casablanca is not a love story
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My majestic bearing, my prepossessing demeanor. my steely and authoritative gaze, the resplendency of my comportment, or the fact that I'm drooling on myself a little.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Archer, Community, Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Black Dynamite, Scandal, Shameless, Justified, The League, McLaughlin Group, and, shamefully, Arrow.

Raymond Chandler, Ernest Hemingway, Joyce Carol Oates, Thomas Pynchon, Vladimir Nabokov, The Iliad, Moby Dick, Don Quixote, the Thin Man. Conan, The Dresden Files, Riverworld, The Brothers K and Louis L'Amour.

The Brothers Bloom by Rian Johnson, best romantic movie most people haven't seen.

Right now I'm addicted to podcasts and am in the process of listening to every episode of WTF, Harmontown, The Smartest Man in The World, Girl on Guy, and This Feels Terrible.

For music, I like a mix of traditional jazz vocals, alternative Texas country, and 80s-90s rap, with random crap like Bruce Springsteen, Guns N Roses, and Lady Gaga thrown in. My favorite solo female country singer, Bonnie Bishop, just followed me on Twitter and it makes me giddy. No B-52's and no Rush.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer, playing cards, reason, witty conversation, dissenting opinions, another kind of beer... or Bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What crimes a committed and realistic Marxist superhero would fight

The Zombiepocalypse

New recipes, particularly involving venison or ghost peppers

The closing of the American West/the Myth of the American Dream

Obama's unlawful detention and torture policies, Obama's betrayal of progressives, Obama's abhorrent militarism, Obama's fellating of Wall Street, Obama's murder of innocents with flying robots, how many people Obama is killing with drones this very moment

The fact that "octopuses" is correct.

New punchlines for "What do you get when you cross a black and a pollack?"


On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing trivia, drinking the work week away, or cooking the meal I've been planning all week, usually something with pork and bok choy, but I want to make cantaloupe soup before it gets cold again.

Lately, working out and catching up on TV
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an irrational fear of both clowns and spiders.

I recently watched two seasons of Don't Trust the B**** in Apt. 23.
You should message me if
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You enjoy pointless banter. You enjoy pointful banter. You like watching absurd movies and you need someone to bring popcorn. You need a drinking partner or a trivia ringer. You lose track of time during a good conversation. You think you're smarter than me.