Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a South Dakota native, professional amateur, DIYer, morning
person, perpetual smartass, and a simple-things-in-life enthusiast.
I appreciate sarcasm and have a dry sense of humor.
Some things I enjoy include water skiing, reading, running, hiking,
snowboarding, home projects, cyanide & happiness, science,
motorcycling, sloshball, and spend a lot of my free time with my
border collie - she's pretty dang awesome.
I believe I am either accident prone or just cursed, over the last
several years I've had a gun blow up in my face, broke my neck,
broke my leg, low-sided a motorcycle and most recently flipped off
my bike face planting into the sidewalk. (Chicks dig scars though,
right?) Also, I somehow manage to stub my toe on every piece of
furniture and corner of my house all the freaking time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently switched from tech support to Database development and
love my new job. I really enjoy the analytics side of data and
think becoming a Data Scientist someday would be awesome.
Although, sometimes I just feel like giving up on that and becoming
a handsome billionaire instead.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Teaching Dog tricks
Technical Documentation (Sexy, right? Okay, I know, not
Laughing at myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Obviously, it's that ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Favorite series is the Iron Druid Chronicles. Currently
reading about programming on Kindle and going through a couple
books on Audible.
Movies: Comedies, documentaries, action, and terrible B
Shows: Doctor Who, walking Dead, DBZ, Sherlock, Archer,
Food: Yes. Huge fan of breakfast sushi, tacos, and desert.
Breakfast and sushi are both favorites when not combined as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water skiing, Google, my dog, the gym, learning, and an annual
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I can get to the lake next, the universe, and what my next
project is going to be. What wouldn't I do for a klondike
Also, how much the human race could accomplish, if we'd all stop
being assholes for just 10 minutes.
You should message me if
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You want to get off this site; go to the mountains, play with the
pups at a dog park, go for a run, stargaze, build something, go on
a hike, drink a beer, play a card/board game, explore a cave, learn
something, find a waterfall, make bad jokes, science, people watch,
or try something new. You have a sense of humor and can laugh at
just about anything (including yourself & hopefully my corny
jokes). Planning a trip to Europe and possibly Japan next year and
wouldn't be offended if I found someone to travel with.
If you waterski or want to learn that would be awesome, I'm always
looking for new people to go to the lake with!
Not being batshit crazy or basic as fuck is a plus too.
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