Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a South Dakota native, INTJ, professional amateur, DIYer,
occasional gamer, tech support specialist, and a
simple-things-in-life enthusiast. I appreciate sarcasm and have a
dry sense of humor.
Some things I enjoy include water skiing, reading, running, hiking,
snowboarding, home projects, cyanide & happiness, science,
motorcycling, sloshball, and spend a lot of my free time with my
border collie - she's pretty dang awesome.
I believe I am either accident prone or just cursed, over the last
several years I've had a gun blow up in my face, broke my neck,
broke my leg, low-sided a motorcycle and most recently flipped off
my bike face planting into the sidewalk. (Chicks dig scars though,
right?) Also, I somehow manage to stub my toe on every piece of
furniture and corner of my house all the freaking time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to switch careers into SQL database administration or
development. Sometimes I just feel like giving up on that and
becoming a handsome billionaire instead.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snowboarding (At least the crashing part, I can fall quite
Technical Documentation (Sexy, right? Okay, I know, not
Laughing at myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Obviously, it's that ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Favorite series is the Iron Druid Chronicles. Currently
reading about SQL programming on Kindle and listening to an Audible
book on Relativity.
Movies: Most comedy and action movies.
Shows: Doctor Who, walking Dead, DBZ, Sherlock, Archer,
Food: Yes. Huge fan of breakfast, tacos, and desert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order: water skiing/boating, Google, my smartass
friends and family, my dog, an adreneline rush, learning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I can get to the lake next, the universe, and what my next
project or adventure is going to be. What wouldn't I do for a
Also, how much the human race could accomplish, if we'd all stop
being assholes for just 10 minutes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the lake or getting ready for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I make way too many check lists and to do lists for everything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to get off this site; go to the mountains, play with the
pups at a dog park, go for a run, stargaze, build something, go on
a hike, drink a beer, play a card/board game, explore a cave, learn
something, find a waterfall, make bad jokes, science, people watch,
or try something new. You have a sense of humor and can laugh at
just about anything (including yourself & hopefully my corny
If you waterski/wakeboard or want to learn that would be awesome,
I'm always looking for new people to go to the lake with! I'm
usually on the water 2 or 3 times a week.
Not being batshit crazy is a plus too.
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