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24 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a South Dakota native, INTJ, professional amateur, DIYer, occasional gamer, tech support specialist, and a simple-things-in-life enthusiast. I appreciate sarcasm and have a dry sense of humor.

Some things I enjoy include water skiing (good/bad waterskiing found here:, reading, running, hiking, snowboarding, cyanide & happiness, science, motorcycling, sloshball, candle lit dinners, philosophy, hardcore pornography, and long walks on the beach.
I have a Border Collie and spend most of my free time with her at the park playing fetch, out anywhere I can bring her, learning new tricks, agility, or at the house.

I believe I am either accident prone or just cursed, over the last several years I've had a gun blow up in my face, broke my neck, broke my leg, low-sided on my motorcycle and most recently flipped off my bike face planting into the sidewalk. (Chicks dig scars though, right?) Also, I somehow manage to stub my toe on every piece of furniture and corner of my house all the freaking time.
What I’m doing with my life
Starting my own space program.
I’m really good at
Being un-photogenic
Snowboarding (At least the crashing part, I can fall quite gracefully)
Technical Documentation (Sexy, right? Okay, I know, not really.)
Laughing at myself.
Bad puns.
Googling everything
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Iron Druid chronicles, Ender's Game, Mortal Coils, and the Hunger Games to name a few.

Movies: Most comedy and action movies.

Shows: Doctor Who, walking Dead, DBZ.

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order: water skiing/boating, Google, my smartass friends and family, my dog, an adreneline rush, learning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I can get to the lake next, the universe, and what my next project or adventure is going to be. What wouldn't I do for a klondike bar?

Also, how much the human race could accomplish, if we'd all stop being assholes for just 10 minutes.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the lake or getting ready for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm obsessed with making check lists and to do lists for everything.

Also, I usually read profiles starting at the bottom section rather than the top.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to get off this site; go to the mountains, play with the pups at a dog park, go for a run, stargaze, build something, go on a hike, drink a beer, play a card/board game, explore a cave, find a waterfall, make bad jokes, science, people watch, or try something new. You have a sense of humor and can laugh at just about anything (including yourself & hopefully my corny jokes).

If you waterski/wakeboard or want to learn that would be awesome, I'm always looking for new people to go to the lake with! I'm usually on the water 2 or 3 times a week.

Not being batshit crazy or immature is a plus too.