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25 Denver, CO Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 25
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
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I'm a South Dakota native, INTJ, professional amateur, DIYer, occasional gamer, tech support specialist, and a simple-things-in-life enthusiast. I appreciate sarcasm and have a dry sense of humor.

Some things I enjoy include water skiing, reading, running, hiking, snowboarding, home projects, cyanide & happiness, science, motorcycling, sloshball, and spend a lot of my free time with my border collie - she's pretty dang awesome.

I believe I am either accident prone or just cursed, over the last several years I've had a gun blow up in my face, broke my neck, broke my leg, low-sided a motorcycle and most recently flipped off my bike face planting into the sidewalk. (Chicks dig scars though, right?) Also, I somehow manage to stub my toe on every piece of furniture and corner of my house all the freaking time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to switch careers into SQL database administration or development. Sometimes I just feel like giving up on that and becoming a handsome billionaire instead.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being un-photogenic
Snowboarding (At least the crashing part, I can fall quite gracefully)
Technical Documentation (Sexy, right? Okay, I know, not really.)
Laughing at myself.
Bad puns.
Googling everything
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Obviously, it's that ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Favorite series is the Iron Druid Chronicles. Currently reading about SQL programming on Kindle and listening to an Audible book on Relativity.

Movies: Most comedy and action movies.

Shows: Doctor Who, walking Dead, DBZ, Sherlock, Archer, Cosmos.

Food: Yes. Huge fan of breakfast, tacos, and desert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order: water skiing/boating, Google, my smartass friends and family, my dog, an adreneline rush, learning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I can get to the lake next, the universe, and what my next project or adventure is going to be. What wouldn't I do for a klondike bar?

Also, how much the human race could accomplish, if we'd all stop being assholes for just 10 minutes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the lake or getting ready for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I make way too many check lists and to do lists for everything.
You should message me if
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You want to get off this site; go to the mountains, play with the pups at a dog park, go for a run, stargaze, build something, go on a hike, drink a beer, play a card/board game, explore a cave, learn something, find a waterfall, make bad jokes, science, people watch, or try something new. You have a sense of humor and can laugh at just about anything (including yourself & hopefully my corny jokes).

If you waterski/wakeboard or want to learn that would be awesome, I'm always looking for new people to go to the lake with! I'm usually on the water 2 or 3 times a week.

Not being batshit crazy is a plus too.