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30 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Jacksonville, Florida

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Oh, hi. It's been a while since I've graced the online dating scene. Well, first off, I'm awesome. OKAY, now that I've got little bit of trivia out of the way, I should probably go into a bit more detail, no? Well first off, I'm a total geek. I'm one of those that gladly spends most of his waking hours on a computer, either mindlessly browsing the vast abyss known as the internet, or loading up a classic video game or two (sometimes, a modern one, as well), or perhaps even doing something productive...ish...
Now, don't think for a bit that I'm just some lonely recluse tiktaking away at my PC. I go out on a relatively regular basis. I tend to go out to bars with my circle of friends, usually karaoke is involved, which is always fun.
I suppose I should also mention that I'm an agnostic anti-theist. Basically I believe that religion in its current form is a poison on society, and we'd be better off as a species without it. On the other hand, there's so much about our universe we don't know, that I couldn't completely rule out the existence of a god.
I also tend to be quite the liberal, as in considering aborted fetuses a fine delicacy rather than a unforgivable sin punishable by death (Yes, my humor is like this often) but I'm not a tree hugging hippie, either.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh, you know.... stuff, like everyone else...
So, recently I was involved with acting at a haunted house (my second time doing so) and I must say, getting paid to scare the piss out of people is fun. Maybe I even scared you at some point, who knows? Other than that, I do freelance IT work. If your PC is broke, I fix it for a modest fee. Oh and as a hobby, I have my own youtube channel. Ask me about it if you wish. I can't give away everything about myself on here, now can I? (that just wouldn't be as fun.)
I’m really good at
GETTIN' DOWN, WOOO! (okay, maybe not. you can tell I'm starting to get bored of writing about myself at this point)
All kidding aside, computers obviously ('cept macs, fuck macs). I'm also quite the singer (although my screen name interestingly would make you think otherwise, but how I came up with that will remain a mystery for the time being) but then again, that's if you consider karaoke "singing" (in that case maybe my screen name is more relevant than I originally thought)
I'm kinda good at disc golf too, just enough I think to mention in this section, although I haven't done it in a while.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sexy, round ass.
.....
PFFFF, I don't really know. Perhaps my awkward goofiness, or something along those lines, haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I tend to favor geeky computer/gaming/science magazines text books, if those count as books, per se.

Movies: I don't always watch movies, but when I do, I tend to watch SciFi/fantasy (Star Wars or some superhero movie) or quirky comedies (Spaceballs, Airplane!, Monty Python, etc)

TV: [I like Star Trek] and tend to enjoy Science shows (Mythbusters, How It's Made), and various comedies, usually animated (South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, so on)

Music: Usually, I go for Rock, Alternative, and Metal to various degrees. If you're curious about specifics, just ask.

Food: Oh this one is easy. Sushi, hands down, especially anything with eel in it. It's fucking delicious. When it comes to sweets, if it has dark chocolate in it, then I'm there. It kicks milk chocolate's ass.
The six things I could never do without
God, Republican ideals, Apple products, The Jacksonville Jaguars, sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Interestingly, things like religion and politics, trying to figure out why most people believe in such things. Sometimes I look at the world around me, and notice that everything I see before me, aside from nature itself, was created by someone, that someone had a thought, and decided "hey, I'm going to design/make/create this" and then realize in the vastness of of the universe how insignificant it all is in the grand scheme of things.

Oh, and the various other things that geeky guys think about constantly. I'll let you fill in that blank in your head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly, I'm usually just chilling at home doing whatever, unless of course, I'm invited out for some drinks, then I'm doing that, hanging out with my friends and having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I mean, if you really have to ask.... haha. But really, if you think I'm awesome enough to message (and really, how could ya not?) then by all means, go ahead!