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Barely_Melodic

31 M Jacksonville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well first off, I'm a total geek. I'm one of those that gladly spends most of his waking hours on a computer, either mindlessly browsing the vast abyss known as the internet, or loading up a classic video game or two (sometimes a modern one as well), or perhaps even doing something productive...ish.
When I'm not tiktaking away at my PC, I go out on a relatively regular basis. I tend to go out to bars with my circle of friends, usually karaoke is involved, which is always fun.
I also tend to be quite the liberal atheist, as in considering aborted fetuses a fine delicacy rather than a unforgivable sin punishable by death (Yes, my humor is like this often) but I'm not a tree hugging hippie, either.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently, I started working at a tech support call center. The awesome thing about this is that I work from home, which means I don't have to go to and from work each day and I can work without having to wear pants. Score. I also volunteer at the downtown library as an E-Classroom assistant, because I'm a good person like that. Before I got caught up with tech support, I was involved with acting at a haunted house for two seasons and I must say, getting paid to scare the piss out of people was fun. Maybe I even scared you at some point, who knows? Oh and as a hobby, I have my own youtube channel. It's pretty fun to do, and all the complements I get is always nice.
I’m really good at
GETTIN' DOWN, WOOO! (okay, maybe not.)
All kidding aside, computers obviously. I'm also quite the singer (although my screen name interestingly would make you think otherwise, but how I came up with that will remain a mystery for the time being) but then again, that's if you consider karaoke "singing" (in that case maybe my screen name is more relevant than I originally thought)
I'm good at disc golf too, at least just enough I think to mention in this section, although I haven't done it in a while.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sexy, round ass.
.....
Okay, probably not. Perhaps my awkward goofiness, or something along those lines, haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I tend to favor geeky computer/gaming/science magazines and text books, if those count as books, per se.

Movies: I don't always watch movies, but when I do, I tend to watch SciFi/fantasy (Star Wars or some superhero movie) or quirky comedies (Spaceballs, Airplane!, Monty Python, etc)

TV: I like Star Trek and tend to enjoy Science shows (Mythbusters, How It's Made), and various comedies, usually animated (South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, so on)

Music: Usually, I go for Rock, Alternative, and Metal to various degrees. If you're curious about specifics, just ask.

Food: Oh this one is easy. Sushi, hands down, especially anything with eel in it. It's fucking delicious. When it comes to sweets, if it has dark chocolate in it, then I'm there. It kicks milk chocolate's ass.
The six things I could never do without
God, Republican ideals, Apple products, The Jacksonville Jaguars, Nickelback, sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Interestingly, things like religion and politics, trying to figure out why most people believe in such things. Sometimes I look at the world around me, and notice that everything I see before me, aside from nature itself, was created by someone, that someone had a thought, and decided "hey, I'm going to design/make/create this" and then realize in the vastness of the universe how insignificant it all is in the grand scheme of things.

Oh, and the various other things that I've mentioned in this profile, obviously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out at a bar with friends, because alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- We share similar interests/ beliefs. That's an obvious one, but hey.
- If you think belting out karaoke songs all night is your idea of a good time
- Alternatively, if you think cuddling up and watching something on netflix or kicking each other's ass in [insert video game here] is a good time, as well.
- You can out geek me, in some form. I enjoy being impressed.
- You are actually comfortable talking about politics and religion.
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