I am a perfect mixture of Bernhard Black and Basil Fawlty. Except
for all the good traits. I will admit up front that I don't have a
small bookshop or hotel, and that, being honest, my greatest
financial asset is a copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide. I do like
literature, reading anything from the Decameron to the Lockpick
Pornography. I will try reading anything, but I am now confident
enough to stop reading books I don't like. But as long as it is
really good or reaaallyyy bad (I am talking Naked Came the
Stranger) I will enjoy it.
I get off the couch to go rowing on the Alster twice a week.
Before I forget: I am practically perfect in every way.