Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The most important thing to me right now is finding a new book to
make me fall back in love with reading again. I fell out of the
habit once Netflix became part of my life and I can feel my brain
melting a little more every day that I don't read something
fascinating and beautiful and compelling. So even if you never want
to know me, but know a great book, PLEASE let me know.
I'm saying yes to life. And if you asked me to the opera or the
symphony, I would say yes to that too.
I think laughing is the best thing ever. Adventures, road trips,
cold beers on hot days, cheese plates, massages, wrestling,
Florence and the Machine played loudly while zooming down the
freeway; these are a few of my favorite things.
I want to teach myself to play the violin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love traveling, getting tattoos, and great food, so that's where
most of my expendable income goes.
I also volunteer with the lesbian and gay film festival.
I'm not very political, so I can't see myself going to any protest
rallies with you. I support gun ownership, and a woman's right to
her body. If those are deal breakers, now you know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big boobs, tattoos and piercings, my swagger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Reading is hot (girls with glasses are hotter). I read mostly
memoirs or fiction. I hated 50 Shades of Gray (the main character
is a twat). Some of my constant favorites are The Eight, Geek Love,
Replay, Water for Elephants, Kitchen Confidential, and Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas . I found out The Giver has three sequels. I
ran out and bought them and almost started to cry when I told my
friends how excited I was to read them. Seriously. I love
I have a huge weakness for Netflix- I will watch just about
anything. I don't like horror, or movies about dirty cops. I watch
a lot of indie films, documentaries, romantic comedies, big-budget
As far as food goes- I eat out all the time. I love dim sum the
most. I'm always down to try that secret gem or new hotspot. Know a
great Mexican place that makes a mean margarita? Let a lady know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unicorns. How much a last minute flight to anywhere will cost. What
book I will read next. Babies. The breakdown of society and how
much food I should store. If I should move to New Orleans.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Always working. When I go out, it's usually on a Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am terrified of the dentist, uncomfortable on two-wheelers, and
too chickenshit to get a tattoo on my forearm.
I cry at movies. And touching credit card commercials.
When I take Benadryl I sing all of my thoughts out loud.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
As much as I'd love to go on a date, I'd also really like to make
some new friends. Just because you don't want to bone doesn't mean
we can't be buddies. Keep that in mind. That's not to say I don't
want to wrassle.
... You want to rent metal detectors and go treasure hunting. If
you want to grab a drink somewhere. If you know where the most
amazing dessert in the city is.
Hit me up if you like my pictures, my answers to these questions,
and you want to chat some more in real life. I'm down for whatever-
adventure is my middle name. Funny and sarcastic people are
especially encouraged to contact me. Make me laugh!
If you are participating in any 12 step group, I am not the girl
for you. I don't do drugs, but I do drink. I am very out as a big
queer, so if you are closeted, I wish you luck. I won't be anyone's
secret (this also applies to people that are currently in
monogamous relationships). I am evolving in my sexual orientation.
And no, I'm not sure I know what that means either. Don't fence me
I am very sex positive, and into all sorts of people (Cis-gendered,
trans, and otherwise)(I heart butch ladies so hard). I am not
afraid of bisexuals. I'm also not afraid of dating members on the
police force or military. I flag black, on the right. And red. and
pink. And blue. And... I am not looking for a hookup or nsa
You should know I've been in the restaurant industry for years and
my schedule is ALWAYS crazy and ever-changing. This isn't going to
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