Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm saying yes to life. And if you asked me to the opera or the
symphony, I would say yes to that too.
I think laughing is the best thing ever. Adventures, road trips,
cold beers on hot days, cheese plates... Music played loudly while
zooming down the freeway; these are a few of my favorite things. I
have absolutely spent an entire day binge watching tv. No
I want to teach myself to play the violin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love traveling, getting tattoos, and great food, so that's where
most of my expendable income goes.
I'm considering moving to Vegas. Or New Orleans. Or Austin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boggle. I also love to cook. Slowly and with purpose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading is hot (girls with glasses are hotter). I read mostly
memoirs or fiction. I hated 50 Shades of Gray (the main character
is a twat). Some of my constant favorites are The Eight, Geek Love,
Replay, Water for Elephants, Kitchen Confidential, and Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas .
I have a huge weakness for Netflix- I will watch just about
anything. I don't like horror, or movies about dirty cops. I watch
a lot of indie films, documentaries, romantic comedies, big-budget
As far as food goes- I eat out all the time. Know a great Mexican
place that makes a mean taco? Let a lady know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unicorns. How much a last minute flight to anywhere will cost. What
book I will read next. Babies. The breakdown of society and how
much food I should store. Cabot Cove.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Always working. When I go out, it's usually on a Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cry at movies. And touching credit card commercials.
When I take Benadryl I sing all of my thoughts out loud.
You should message me if
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You want to rent metal detectors and go treasure hunting. If you
want to grab a drink somewhere. If you know where the most amazing
dessert in the city is.
If you want me to cook you dinner and then lay like snakes watching
Hit me up if you like my pictures, my answers to these questions,
and you want to chat some more in real life. I'm down for whatever-
adventure is my middle name. Funny and sarcastic people are
especially encouraged to contact me.
If you are participating in any 12 step group, I am not the girl
for you. I drink. I am very out as a big queer, so if you are
closeted, I wish you luck. I won't be anyone's secret (this also
applies to people that are currently in monogamous
I am very sex positive, and into all sorts of people (Cis-gendered,
trans, and otherwise)(I heart butch ladies so hard). I am not
afraid of bisexuals. I'm also not afraid of dating members on the
police force or military. I flag on the right. And... I am not
looking for a hookup or nsa fun.
You should know I've been in the restaurant industry for years and
my schedule is ALWAYS crazy and ever-changing. This isn't going to
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