Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once finished second in a jalapeño eating contest...I wouldn't
suggest trying it. I also once wrestled in a wading pool filled
with vanilla pudding. I might suggest that. It was much nicer than
the jalapeño eating contest. I'm a walking paradox. Yes I am. No
I'm not. Actually I'm pretty level headed and laid back. I like the
sound of that as an opening though. I'm training to run my second
marathon in a few weeks.
I'm a special education teacher who has been living and teaching in
New York City for the last several years. It was a wonderful
experience, but the northwest pulled me back!
I spend a fair amount of time trying to think about the small
things in life and find endless glee in sometimes simple
occurrences such as people eating miniature chocolate donuts and
washing them down with grape soda. People are mesmerizing to watch.
Sometimes I perhaps might even find myself the one being watched
for my wild antics....I'm always game for something new.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thinking about how things are constructed, both socially and
physically. I like to think about the idea that no matter where you
go in the world, every place in the world is in the end just a
place in the world. Also thinking about insularity as no way to
engage with life. A life lived is one examined and embraced, one
where in the high's are cherished and revisted with perspective
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
empathy. Bowling. Singing falsetto while cooking. Being motivated
to run....and not just from the police! Baking without making a
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile(dimples) and possibly that I'm a scaly man
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can't stop listening to this song right now. It's not necessarily
my style of music, but it's just one of those songs that gets stuck
in your head.
The Mountain Goats. Warren Zevon, Six feet Under, Epic Historical
Biographies. Sherman Alexie. David Sedaris. Anything Cohen
Brothers. Post Apocalyptic books and films.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wait that's seven....oh, that's also names of dwarfs!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
oh you know...stuff. The past and the future and the present.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to name as many brand names of potato chips as I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
well.......hmmmm...I went to a Creed concert once. The ticket was
free...but I regret going...because it was a Creed concert.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 27–37
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You consider yourself dangerous, people have called you dangerous,
or you are unequivocally dangerous. Achtung, baby.
If you would be amused by someone unabashedly taking glee in eating
miniature chocolate donuts and washing them down with grape soda.
You like going to plays and musicals. You feel like it!
Who are you looking for?
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