I'm 30 years old with Peter Pan Syndrome.
I'm a bartender at a comedy club.
I'm a Purdue and DeVry grad.
I'm a 100% disabled Marine Corps infantry Veteran. I was an 0351 (Assaultman) stationed in Camp LeJeune, North Carolina for over 3 years. I learned how to build and use demolition and small rockets in addition to the standard small arms training.
I'm a night owl.
I do NOT have an alcohol problem.
I don't take prescription drugs.
I need to eat healthier.
I should work out more.
My sleep schedule is really screwed up.
I need to quit smoking cigarettes.
I should fold my laundry when the dryer stops.
I'm horribly non-photogenic.
I'm really good at daydreaming.
I don't remember the last time I had a nightmare.
I'm almost always hot to the touch.
I don't always go full speed. Sometimes I'll just stop what I'm doing and stare off into space.
I use mouthwash and brush my teeth everyday. I seriously don't feel awake and alive until I've done so.
I don't have any allergies, I'm not a vegetarian or vegan, and I'm generally pretty healthy.
I've never asked a girl for a nude picture because I've got a bit of class and dignity. It's different if you just send them. I'll never ask. I'm not looking for a FWB or a fuck-buddy or whatever. Basically if I'm not all over you, I'm not interested in being anything but friends.
I'm not a high-strung person. I go slow. I look both ways before I cross the road and yes, I would love to meet your parents.
If I were looking for an easy lay, trust me kids, I can swing that. I'm just not. I would like to meet a sexy partner in crime for what hopefully isn't the plotline for 2012 or any zombie flick, although because I was in the military and whatnot, I'm partial to zombies.
My fascination with football, basketball or any sport, video games, movies, music, etc. is all pretty standard fare for a male my age.