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24 M Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:35pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
“Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic culture against the facts of the matter. And culture, which we put on like an overcoat, is the collectivized consensus about what sort of neurotic behaviors are acceptable.”
– Terence McKenna

If you're into conspiracy theories, video games, wu-tang, bud, nature, and other rad shiit, get at me.
What I’m doing with my life

Wasting potential


microwave burritos and internet

Stickin it to the man
I’m really good at
Waxing poetically about the universe
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people notice that I'm fairly tall, and then its probably my eyes I suppose. I also have a pretty gnarly road rash burn / scar on my arm, that people tend to comment on. After that, its definitely the voice. People comment on the deepness / tone for some reason.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Aww shit, favorite books...I've always really dug authors like, Chuck Palahniuk, Salvatore, Tolkien, C.S Lewis, and Stephen King, for sure. Although traditional comic books will always be more interesting to me than novels or books.
I am also fascinated by the poetic works of "hanshan" the mad hermit of cold mountain. Google that shit

I love music like Slightly Stoopid, Fugees, Rootz Underground, Gogol Bordello, Leftover Crack, Mac Dre, Too Short, Andre Nickatina, Modest Mouse, The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, OFWGKTA, Pepper, Phish, copious amounts of dubsteppery, Trance, Peter Tosh, Marley, Morrissey,Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Morning Glory, King Crimson, Andrew Jackson Jihad, essentially any good traditional reggae..I really fuckin love music, If anyone has any bands they think I should try out, hit me up!

I'm also a huge follower of stand up comedy. I listen to it just as much as music, people like Louis Ck, Greg Giraldo, Dave Chappelle.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family
2. Lappy Toppy
3. Disgusting amounts of extra pulp orange juice

Honestly, I consider myself a minimalist, there really isnt much else that I couldn't do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

I wish the word awkward could be stricken from the English lexicon
On a typical Friday night I am
Meowing at my cat.

Honestly, at this point, friday is a completely meaningless term to me, I try and look at every day as a friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I burn trees like I hate oxygen.
I have an uncontrollable hatred for fedoras.

I can remember staying up til 12 AM on my 11th birthday and being incredibly depressed when I didn't recieve any owls telling me I was a wizard, I was a pretty cool / popular kid, obviously
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
1. You do not type in all caps.
2. You do not quote Marilyn Monroe.
3. You're a round peg trying to fit into a square hole.