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24 Phoenix, AZ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Has dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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“Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic culture against the facts of the matter. And culture, which we put on like an overcoat, is the collectivized consensus about what sort of neurotic behaviors are acceptable.”
– Terence McKenna

If you're into conspiracy theories, video games, wu-tang, bud, nature, and other rad shiit, get at me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living in the light of paradox


Wasting potential


microwave burritos and internet

Stickin it to the man
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waxing poetically about the universe
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most people notice that I'm fairly tall, and then its probably my eyes I suppose. I also have a pretty gnarly road rash burn / scar on my arm, that people tend to comment on. After that, its definitely the voice. People comment on the deepness / tone for some reason.

My god complex
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Aww shit, favorite books...I've always really dug authors like, Chuck Palahniuk, Salvatore, Tolkien, C.S Lewis, and Stephen King
I am also fascinated by the poetic works of "hanshan" the mad hermit of cold mountain. Google that shit

I love music like Slightly Stoopid, Fugees, Rootz Underground, Gogol Bordello, Leftover Crack, Mac Dre, Too Short, Andre Nickatina, Modest Mouse, The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, OFWGKTA, Pepper, Phish, copious amounts of dubsteppery, Trance, Peter Tosh, Marley, Morrissey,Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Morning Glory, King Crimson, Andrew Jackson Jihad, essentially any good traditional reggae..I really fuckin love music, If anyone has any bands they think I should try out, hit me up!

I'm also a huge follower of stand up comedy. I listen to it just as much as music, people like Louis Ck, Greg Giraldo, Dave Chappelle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Internet
3. Disgusting amounts of extra pulp orange juice
4. Minimalism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meowing at my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I burn trees like I hate oxygen.
I have an uncontrollable hatred for fedoras.

I can remember staying up til 12 AM on my 11th birthday and being incredibly depressed when I didn't recieve any owls telling me I was a wizard, I was a pretty cool / popular kid, obviously
You should message me if
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You're fucked in the head