If you're into conspiracy theories, video games, wu-tang, bud, nature, and other rad shiit, get at me.

Working

Skating

Billiards

microwave burritos and internet

Stickin it to the man

Waxing poetically about the universe

Most people notice that I'm fairly tall, and then its probably my eyes I suppose. I also have a pretty gnarly road rash burn / scar on my arm, that people tend to comment on. After that, its definitely the voice. People comment on the deepness / tone for some reason.

Aww shit, favorite books...I've always really dug authors like, Chuck Palahniuk, Salvatore, Tolkien, C.S Lewis, and Stephen King, for sure. Although traditional comic books will always be more interesting to me than novels or books.
I am also fascinated by the poetic works of "hanshan" the mad hermit of cold mountain. Google that shit

I love music like Slightly Stoopid, Fugees, Rootz Underground, Gogol Bordello, Leftover Crack, Mac Dre, Too Short, Andre Nickatina, Modest Mouse, The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, OFWGKTA, Pepper, Phish, copious amounts of dubsteppery, Trance, Peter Tosh, Marley, Morrissey,Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Morning Glory, King Crimson, Andrew Jackson Jihad, essentially any good traditional reggae..I really fuckin love music, If anyone has any bands they think I should try out, hit me up!

I'm also a huge follower of stand up comedy. I listen to it just as much as music, people like Louis Ck, Greg Giraldo, Dave Chappelle.

1. Family
2. Lappy Toppy
3. Disgusting amounts of extra pulp orange juice

Honestly, I consider myself a minimalist, there really isnt much else that I couldn't do without.

I spend alot of time stuck in my head, just wondering about stuff. Such as...How wearing brass knuckles on your clothing ever became a cool fashion statement.

Meowing at my cat.

Honestly, at this point, friday is a completely meaningless term to me, I try and look at every day as a friday.

I burn trees like I hate oxygen.
I have an uncontrollable hatred for fedoras.
I long for a true ego death.

I can remember staying up til 12 AM on my 11th birthday and being incredibly depressed when I didn't recieve any owls telling me I was a wizard, I was a pretty cool / popular kid, obviously.

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1. You do not type in all caps.
2. You do not quote Marilyn Monroe.
3. You're a round peg trying to fit into a square hole.