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61 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:01am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well, basically I am looking for someone with whom I can laugh and be myself. If I had to be more specific, I would simply say I need a lover, a friend and a confidante.

Oh yeah, one more thing. This might be very important, so make sure you read it. Don't miss it.

If you are looking for a guy with a lot of money, no edge and full of suave and elegant ways, I am DEFINITELY not what you want. I am about as elegant as a bratwurst with kraut luncheon for a bunch of retired sanitation workers. I am a t-shirt and jeans guy.

That is pretty much it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am retired from the Coast Guard, the Smithsonian Institution and pretty much any hassle I can avoid!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living on the fringe of society yet at the same time seeming to be so mainstream!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People usually do not notice me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite movie is Gunga Din, 1938 version. My favorite food is anything that will not give me heartburn.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You KNOW what it is! Otherwise, no one would be on this dating site!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...winning the lottery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually doing something at home quietly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I come from Philadelphia, PA originally.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 46–66
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You are interested in a low key, no demands guy who likes to laugh.