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Barneygrubble

25 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an active person who enjoys playing sports, cooking, hiking, hanging out with friends

I like to think that I am a worldly person as I've lived in Germany for three years and I've visited over 18 countries.

I've also travelled extensively throughout the lower 48 states and I've lived in Pennsylvania, Michigan and California.

I graduated from Kalamazoo College with a B.A. in German Language and Literature in 2013
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a startup that manufactures organic baby food for children in the DC metro area.

I co-owned a dog-walking and pet-sitting business for two years in the greater Philadelphia area.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, accents and impersonations, staying positive
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be loud and I love to laugh and bring joy to others
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Soccernomics, The Numbers Game, Mistakes Were Made (But Not by Me), Blink, How to Archer, Everything is Illuminated, Game of Thrones series

Shows: Archer, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, South Park, Futurama, Band of Brothers, Dexter

Movies: Lucky Number Slevin, Saving Private Ryan, The Shawshank Redemption, Ip Man, Enter the Dragon, Guardians of the Galaxy

Food: Anything spicy! Thai food, Indian Food, Szechuan cuisine, etc.

Music: Electronica, Metal, Jazz, Ambient, Hip-Hop

Some favorites:

Electronic: SBTRKT, Flying Lotus, Pretty Lights, Bassnectar, KOAN Sound, Borgore, Shpongle, Purity Ring, Big Gigantic, RL Grime, Mr. Carmack, Hudson Mohawke

Metal: Meshuggah, Opeth, Between the Buried and Me, Animals as Leaders, Dillinger Escape Plan, Mastodon, Every Time I Die, TesseracT, Skyharbor, Cloudkicker, The Contortionist, Cynic

Jazz: Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Mahavishnu Orchestra, The Bad Plus, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus

Ambient: Explosions in the Sky, Jesu, God is an Astronaut, Mogwai

Hip-Hop: Captain Murphy, Nas, Jay Z, Kanye's old music, Odd Future, Earl Sweatshirt, Macklemore, A$AP Rocky, A Tribe Called Quest, Death Grips
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends
My Family
Playing sports
Working out
Laughter
The occasional peace and quiet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The path I have chosen and whether or not it is the right one for me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends or watching a movie. Sometimes both
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am relatively inexperienced when it comes to relationships and have trouble opening up emotionally. As such I'm not looking for a serious relationship right away.
You should message me if
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You have a good sense of humor, are intelligent, and want to get to know someone who can make you laugh

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