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27 San Jose, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." (Robert A. Heinlein 1973)

I am curious about everything and often fall into wikipedia black holes. I need some kind of twelve-step program for autodidacticism. I'm fairly outgoing and friendly, but it's a ploy, so be on your guard.

If you're into something, chances are I'd like to talk about it. If you don't have any hobbies, stop reading this and go find some hobbies. Carpe diem, the world is your oyster, such and such.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Unfortunately, you're not disclosed. So I won't be able to share exactly what I do with you. But I can say that I feel very lucky, and that my work has a direct positive impact on hundreds of millions of people.

Zipping around South Bay on my bike, prepping for my leg of a triathlon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spilling all sorts of nonsense that belongs down my gullet on my shirts. It's a gift. No, I won't teach you. You're doing it wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty direct and inviting, I greet just about everyone with a
firm handshake. Other greetings include, but are not limited to, an
affectionate nipple pinch, a hug, a high-five, a dance-off. Bring
your A-game.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I generally consume whatever folks recommend to me. This past year it's been a lot of easily digestible fiction.

Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Sunshine, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, 300, Cabin in the Woods, 28 Days Later, Inception

I love music. I don't even know where to begin. I'm a bit of an audiophile. FORGIVE ME.

Big, but with really tiny pixels. Game of Thrones, True Detective, Cosmos, Archer, Sherlock, Walking Dead, Blacklist, Metalocalypse, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad

I'll eat nearly anything. Alright, chums up, let's do this. I'll frequently and gladly cook for my friends, but rarely for just myself.

No wait wait give it here no but I'm showing you I'm showing you how to do it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, music, warm water, a guitar, a computer, a list of The six things I could never do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Guiding it all by satellite. Which color to make Captain Falcon's nipples in smash brothers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I believe we arrive closer to the truth through playful discourse and unwavering xenophobic obstinacy. Even if in the end we don't agree, I still enjoy it. My friends and I will often sit around talking philosophy, politics, music, etc. until the wee hours of the morning.

Movies, games, bonfires, gym, or just being absorbed by a good book. I don't think I have, or want, a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Occasionally, I'll fry bacon. As a meal. Just bacon. I'm not going to apologize. Because it's toooo laate to apologize.

I'll occasionally drop something by accident and catch it in some crazy fashion. Then I'll have a stupid grin on my face because I feel like a total badass for the pen or napkin or whatever that I just caught. Fuck you; I'm a ninja.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm happy with my life, but I'm looking for a companion to share it with.

I very rarely browse profiles. So if you're reading this and feeling inspired, you should say hello. And don't freak out or make any assumptions about me asking you out almost immediately. I just like meeting people, you know, in real life. I know, it's crazy.

So message me if

- You have an idea for something fun like yoga or rock-climbing.


- You have a story I'll enjoy, or can make one up that is believable.


- Have an opinion on the phrase "Get excited. Make things." Or your version of the quote I put a the start of my profile.