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27 • San Jose, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 22–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 4:20pm
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
Fifty shades of THE BIBLE. C'mon son...
I saw The Passion of the Christ in iMax 3D four hundred and eleven times. But then you petulant humans took it out of theaters... And for WHAT? Vin Diesel's The Pacifier? Jesus Christ! I mean, I don't want to sound vindictive, but he's going straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect two-hundred dollars. Hell.
So... I bought the blu-ray and am repurposing the sun to be my private projector. Hope you weren't using it.
Satan has been using one of his wholey-owned subsidiaries, Comcast, to throttle and otherwise extort my Netflix. I am displeased.
Water. Fish. Bread. Occasionally dirt. I have an overwhelming aversion to wine and crackers. That's all I'd like to say on the matter.
Wait! I misread the prompt! Noooooooo
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