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BaronExtinct

28 San Jose, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am Jesus Christ. You're all saved! You're saved and you're saved. And you and you and you. Everybody is saved! It's a goddamn Christmas miracle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Water into wine, healing the sick, nbd.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
What? Brag a little? Hello, the son of god. No, even better, I am god. Wait, no, I'm confused. That doesn't actually make sense. You, geisha, bring me a bible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Fifty shades of THE BIBLE. C'mon son...

Movies:
I saw The Passion of the Christ in iMax 3D four hundred and eleven times. But then you petulant humans took it out of theaters... And for WHAT? Vin Diesel's The Pacifier? Jesus Christ! I mean, I don't want to sound vindictive, but he's going straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect two-hundred dollars. Hell.
So... I bought the blu-ray and am repurposing the sun to be my private projector. Hope you weren't using it.

Shows:
Satan has been using one of his wholey-owned subsidiaries, Comcast, to throttle and otherwise extort my Netflix. I am displeased.

Food:
Water. Fish. Bread. Occasionally dirt. I have an overwhelming aversion to wine and crackers. That's all I'd like to say on the matter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crosses. A thousand times, crosses.
Wait! I misread the prompt! Noooooooo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I was a kid, people used to come to my school that professionally yo-yo. Then they would peddle their yo-yos to the kids. Maybe I could ditch this messiah thing and you know, pivot. I can yo-yo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't spend Fridays on Earth anymore, they haven't been Good to me. Worst. Pun. Ever. I won't apologize. Fuck you.
You should message me if
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I hated my profile. So I destroyed it. For now it's been repurposed as a sketch pad on to which I vomit nonsense. I won't mess with my questions, details, or pictures. I'm hoping the next picture is of me as a dalek so I can rewrite my profile with EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINAAATTTEEE!