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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:30pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hi. I'm Sam

In a nutshell, I'm the three-dimensional, non-fictitious, male doppelgänger of Daria Morgendorffer. I'm a bit of a loner. I'm introverted to the point of being diffident. I'm typically Gen X'er in my outlook in that I'm a skeptic, not quite at the cusp of being a cynic. I'm also full of snark, and some sensitive types might even find me a little abrasive.

Well... you've been forewarned.

Some more random things about myself:

I'm a low-key, understated, chill guy. As I'm rather introverted, sometimes I feel intimidated by extraverted people. I don't take flattery/compliments well at all. I'm prone to bouts of sentimentality (especially after seeing puppies or kittens). I'm very socially libertarian and try not to judge others' life choices (but I'm pretty selective when it comes to dating). I don't like taking photos of myself. I'm a square peg in a round hole -- sometimes a little socially awkward and shy. I'm very introspective, hence all of the before and after. I've a very dark/crude/dry sense of humor. One of my nostrils is bigger than the other; who cares, though, as "asymmetrical" is in! I'm a pacifist and eschew violence in any form. I haven't dated or been intimate with a guy in a while. I'm an existentialist. Sometimes I project a façade of disinterest around guys whom I might be really interested in. I'm a nerd. While not fat, I'm currently not in my best shape and am committed to improving my physique. I'm a trypanophobe. I'm often blunt to a fault (but I'm becoming more tactful). While I'm an Atheist, I absolutely love Christmas, especially spending it with my niece and nephew. I consider myself a conscientious, morally upright person, even if religious people don't think I am due to my skepticism of the divine. Since I've lived in six countries and traveled to nearly thirty, I consider myself a very worldly person. I highly enjoy traveling and learning about other cultures; I also like pursuing cultural activities here at home, such as visiting museums, viewing operas, listening to the symphony... and other pretentious B.S. I'm a kinky, dominant top. I'm just cautious enough and just adventurous enough. To mine own self I'm true. I strongly dislike our country's government and political system. Since I have a photographic memory with regard to place, it seems that I can't ever get lost; I'm a human navigation system. I have a very intimate relationship with marijuana. I'm not patriotic at all, and I consider myself a "world citizen." I like Belgian Blond beer, Pinot Noir wine, and single malt Scotch whiskey. I'm not into douchey hipster types.

My Myers-Brigg Personality Test Results: INFJ aka "The Confidant / The Protector / The Counselor"

- Introvert (33%) Intuitive (88%) Feeling (38%) Judging (11%)
- I have moderate preference of Introversion over Extraversion
- I have strong preference of Intuition over Sensing (88%)
- I have moderate preference of Feeling over Thinking (38%)
- I have slight preference of Judging over Perceiving (11%)

Who I'm looking for:

- another "basic model" man who's low maintenance
- preferably someone who doesn't use tobacco (or does so only socially)
- someone who has practical goals in life
- someone who partakes in -- or at the very least, tolerates my -- marijuana use
- someone who's decent looking, but not shallow and vain
- a "fellow traveller" (hint: no conservatives)
- preferably another Gen X'er (I find Baby Boomers to be way too old, self-absorbed, and cut-throat, and Millennials to be way too young, smarmy, and conformist)
- not a hipster (difficult requirement as trust-fund brat hipsters have saturated this city, causing everyone else's rent to be raised in the process)
- not a corporate drone (difficult requirement as the overpaid tech and finance corporate drones have saturated this city, causing everyone else's rent to be raised in the process)
- someone who's never been to Burning Man and has absolutely no inclination to attend it in the future
- someone educated and well-read (or at the very least, someone, perhaps not college-educated, who has a lot of common sense and street smarts)
- someone who has a natural curiosity about things
- someone who likes to go to the library or bookstore
- someone who has -- or would be interested in obtaining -- a passport and likes to travel
- someone who's not religious (or at the very least, someone who has a religion but doesn't wear it on his sleeve)
- someone independent who doesn't jump on the bandwagon
- someone middle-of-the-road to masculine in mannerisms
- someone devoted and loyal, but also respectful of personal space and not prone to jealousy
- someone who practices good hygiene
- someone who respects animals (and nature in general)
- a White, Black, East Asian, South Asian, Southeast Asian, Central Asian, Native American, Hispanic, Pacific Islander, Middle Eastern, Australian Aborigine/Melanesian, Inuit, or multiracial, non-hipster, non-corporate drone, submissive bottom who's in reasonable physical shape, at least 5'8" in height (but preferably shorter than I) and between late 20s to late 40s in age

Above all, I'll defer to OKC's algorithms. I answered A LOT of the questions, and you should too, because it helps determine compatibility. I'd prefer that you contact me only if we're a match of 70% or higher. Thank you for your understanding.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently have a dull clerical job that pays the bills and a little more. However, in a few years I aspire to return to graduate school for an M.A. TESOL, so that I can teach English to non-native speakers
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dreamy blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some books I like:

- The Road
- Catcher in the Rye
- Infinite Jest
- The Master and Margarita
- Steppenwolf
- Cloud Atlas
- Slaughterhouse-Five
- Naked Lunch
- Brave New World
- A People's History of the United States
- The Glass Bead Game
- Lolita
- The Stranger
- Metamorphosis
- Siddhartha
- Silent Spring
- Discipline and Punish
- The Border Trilogy: All the Pretty Horses, The Crossing, & Cities of
the Plain
- The Handmaid's Tale
- The Snopes Trilogy: The Hamlet, The Town, & The Mansion
- A Confederacy of Dunces
- Beloved
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
- Don Quixote
- The Satanic Bible

Some films I like:

- Blade Runner
- almost all Woody Allen films (but certainly not Match Point, which was just Crimes and Misdemeanors re-imagined in England)
- The Pianist
- Scarface
- A Clockwork Orange
- The Godfather Trilogy
- The 400 Blows
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- The Shining
- All About My Mother
- Volver
- Alien
- Requiem for a Dream
- Amelie
- Trainspotting
- Schindler's List
- Un Chien Andalou
- Office Space
- City of God
- ALL Monty Python films
- Life is Beautiful
- Happiness
- Welcome to the Dollhouse
- Pulp Fiction
- Django Unchained
- Dancer in the Dark
- Carlito's Way
- Lost Highway
- Blue Velvet
- Caché
- Fargo
- Being John Malkovich
- The Intouchables
- Harold and Maude
- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
- Silence of the Lambs
- Run Lola Run
- Goodfellas
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Metropolis
- Friend Green Tomatoes
- Psycho (1960)
- E.T.
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
- The Master
- Magnolia
- Pink Flamingos
- Female Trouble
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- Rosemary's Baby
- Dead Alive
- There Will Be Blood
- No Country for Old Men
- Baraka
- Donnie Darko
- Antonia's Line
- The Color Purple

I don't watch much TV (but like everyone else, I've jumped on the GoT bandwagon)

Some operas/musicals I like:

- Nixon in China
- Wicked
- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
- Madame Butterfly
- Les Misérables
- The Man of La Mancha

Some musical artists I like:

- Daft Punk
- The Cure
- Depeche Mode
- Pink Floyd
- Bonobo
- Rush
- The Flaming Lips
- Bjork
- Radiohead
- Malvina Reynolds
- Bob Dylan
- Caetano Veloso
- Marvin Gaye
- Led Zeppelin
- The Cranberries
- M83
- Portishead
- Natalie Merchant
- Siouxsie and the Banshees
- Beethoven
- Joaquín Rodrigo
- Sergei Rachmaninoff
- George Gershwin
- The Pixies
- Kate Bush
- Dresden Dolls
- Fleetwood Mac
- Supertramp
- Weezer
- Tracy Chapman
- David Bowie
- Vangelis
- Talking Heads
- Pet Shop Boys
- Manu Chao
- Air
- The Doors
- Queen
- Arcade Fire
- Fleet Foxes
- Gilberto Gil
- Morrissey

Some foods I like:

- cheesecake
- the many incarnations of tofu
- Mission burritos
- the many incarnations of chocolate
- Asian pears
- gnocchi
- guacamole
- gazpacho (and salmorejo even more)
- pad thai
- Greek yogurt
- fruit smoothies
- gelato
- Spanish tortilla de patata
- stinky French cheeses
- homemade mayonnaise/alioli
- pommes frites
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) chocolate
2) booze
3) abundant sunshine
4) my loved ones (both animal and human)
5) humor
6) the beauty of nature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There's just a hamster running in a wheel up there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin' like a villain at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's not open that can of worms.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a masochist. ;-) No seriously, if any of the above resonates with you.