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BaroqueBrokeGirl

28 F Newmarket, NH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Small town New England girl. I like Nicholas Sparks movies, Ugg boots, and Kim Kardashian. No. I like none of those. I do like naps, good conversion, and the oxford comma.

I have a dry, witty, and somewhat irreverent sense of humor. I like to laugh. A lot. I like sand between my toes, the sound of waves hitting the shore, an the smell of salt air. I am honest and opinionated but not rude. I enjoy a good debate, but hate being wrong. Its a conundrum. I cry at ASPCA commercials. I embrace my character flaws, everyone has them. I am pretty secure in who I am, and I think that person is really awesome. Don't judge me by my Instagram.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an ABA Therapist, I am currently running three different in home programs, for three delightful boys ranging in ages from 3-13.
I’m really good at
I am THE BEST at getting lost! I'm surprised my GPS even speaks to me anymore.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my smile, or my serious case of resting bitch face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Show: Top Gear, Archer, Doctor Who, Firefly, Agents of Shield, The Mindy Project, Futurama, Modern Family, Parks and Rec, The Neighbors, The Walking Dead, and Downton Abbey

Movies: Cohen Brothers and Wes Anderson consistently crush it. I usually tent to gravitate more to witty cerebral or action adventure. Joss Whedon KILLED it with the Avengers. Love it!

Books: I am extremely picky about what I read. Extremely. Im half way through the third Game of Thrones book right now. I liked the Harry Potter series, Hunger Games, Shakespeare, I'm also a fan of Steinbeck. I believe nobody writes like the classics anymore and that's a shame. I am not one to re-read books very often but To Kill a Mockingbird is the exception Its probably my favorite book, ever.

Music: Pretty ecclectic. I grew up on The Beatles, Tom Petty, Motown, Dave Brubeck, and Bonnie Rait. So far the only things I have found I really hate are U2, Smashing Pumpkins, and Oasis.
The six things I could never do without
Having spent a winter or two without heat and years without cable or internet, I have found I can do without a lot of things. My loved ones is probably the one thing I really couldn't survive without. That , and coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything and usually over thinking all of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
I get out of work at 5:00 and go back to work at 8:30 the next morning, so probably nothing wild. I'd grab an occasional end of week drink with friends, but honestly I'd rather just go home and drink my own beer and watch Netflix. Sat night I may go out, and I hit up bluegrass night at the local watering hole on Tues night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have both a Dictionary and Thesaurus app on my phone, I am a wicked word nerd. This also tends to lend itself to some truly horrible puns.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
In the immortal words of that great sports wear mogul, Just Do It!