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34 M Wichita, KS

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:21pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Tired of doing the chasing around here. Lets see if I'm worth chasing to anyone.

Rule 1: I cannot change or control you. I can only change and control myself.
Rule 2: Actions speak louder than words. Always.
Rule 3: There is no knowledge that is not power.

And just as a heads up, if you're reading this, you'll show up as viewing my profile. I will go ahead and write you a thank you note for viewing my profile. If you don't want that note, go ahead and block me. But if you want to preempt me, you could always send the first note saying you're not interested, and save us both some time. Just a thought....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That is a long and involved question. But Professional Nothing will work for right here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having useless knowledge. I'm also really good at finding useless novelty items. You know those claw machines at Walmart? I'm talented at getting stuffed animals out of them. Other than that, the only other stuff I'm good at is X-rated stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair and my eyes. People for some reason also always seem to notice when I'm looking at them. They some how feel me looking at them and look back. I know it sounds creepy, but it's truly not. I guess my gaze just weighs a bit on some people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 5: Fight Club, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Dawn of the Dead ('05), Chasing Amy, The Punisher.
BareNaked Ladies, Eminem, Garth Brooks, movie soundtracks, Disturbed, Kid Rock, Rodney Carrington. Just about anything comic book related, but super into The Walking Dead and other zombie type entertainment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wallet, pocket knife, money clip, zippo, keys, cell phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing and everything, all at the same time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is really no such thing as a 'typical' Friday night for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that I enjoy my privacy.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have any kids. Preferably latina. With a double D sized rack. Never let that stop you though. You may be my type and I wouldn't even know it.