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Bert_Wooster

27 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who, if I cried out, would hear me among the Angelic
Orders?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
PhD student in Comparative Literature. I study how Cuban science fiction writers tried to figure out what the eff was going on when Cuba suddenly became communist after the success of Castro's 26th of July movement. Booyah.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deconstructing the shit out of everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So many to choose from . . .

Books: Look, I'm sorry but Hannah Arendt will forever be my one true love. You'll have to be okay with that.

Movies: Y tu mamá tambien, Die Hard, Casablanca, Good Will Hunting, Dr. Strangelove, Sean of the Dead

TV Shows: Parks & Recreation, The X-Files, Portlandia, House of Cards, Weeds, Futurama

Music: Sara Bareilles, Lily Allen, Beautiful Small Machines, Nicki Minaj, Nine Inch Nails, Lindsey Sterling

Food: Tamales, Haggis (yep), anything Italian, Sushi, Cold Cereal, Kefir
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The conflict of Law and Desire

Why people do what they do

What my cat is thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Typical"? It all depends. Sometimes I go downtown. Sometimes I read a book. Sometimes I go for a hike. Good times are had.
You should message me if
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You like thinking.

You've got something resembling a life plan