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Bert_Wooster

26 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just another brick in the wall . . .
What I’m doing with my life
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PhD student in Comparative Literature, studying the structuring influence of Soviet utopian thought on the production of Cuban science fiction in the decade following Castro's revolution can I have a job now please?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out how stuff works. Negotiating interpersonal conflict. Playing the piano. Taking standardized tests. Bullshitting. Baking macaroni and cheese.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So many to choose from . . .

Books: The Master and Margarita, Tom Jones, anything by China Miéville, The Faerie Queene, El reino de este mundo, The Human Condition (Hannah Arendt will forever be one true love. You'll have to get used to that)

Movies: Y tu mamá tambien, Die Hard, Casablanca, Good Will Hunting, Dr. Strangelove, Sean of the Dead

TV Shows: Parks & Recreation, The X-Files, Portlandia, House of Cards, Weeds, Futurama

Music: Sara Bareilles, Lily Allen, Beautiful Small Machines, Nicki Minaj, Nine Inch Nails, Lindsey Sterling

Food: Tamales, Haggis (deal with it), anything Italian, Sushi, Cold Cereal, Kefir
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The conflict of Law and Desire

Why people do what they do

What my cat is thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Typical"? It all depends. Sometimes I go downtown. Sometimes I read a book. Sometimes I go for a hike. Good times are had.
You should message me if
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You like thinking.

You've got something resembling a life plan

Also, if you can help me learn to speak Spanish without stuttering like an idiot, I'd be eternally in your debt.

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