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Bart_Scrivener

26 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Intellectual seeking same to analyze the shit out of everything.
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduate student, Comparative Literature. I write about how Cuban science-fiction writers navigated the nation's position as a site of ideological struggle between the US and the Soviet Union in the mid to late twentieth-century. It's actually more awesome than it sounds - IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.

Apparently, I'm in it because I like to read good books, have interesting conversations, travel all over the world, and have a vanishingly tiny IRA.

My Mom likes to tell this story (of which I have no memory). I was 5 or 6, and had just made myself what apparently qualified as a fantastic peanut butter sandwich, and Aunt Jane - not really an aunt, but a close family friend, so good enough - told me that I'd grow up to be a chef. Whereupon I broke down in tears and cried, "But I want to be a professor. Like my Dad!"

My Mom has lots of stories about me. I hope none of you ever talk to her about me.

I write science fiction, too. My literary genius has yet to be recognized =(
I’m really good at
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Fixing my grandma's computer
Navigating LA traffic
Deconstructing ideologies
Baking pumpkin chocolate chip muffins
Using the elevator instead of the stairs whenever possible
Holding a conversation
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sexiness. Duh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My three favorite novels, in no particular order: Tom Jones; The Master and Margarita; Cryptonomicon. Every story I have ever written has been about one of these three texts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ideological State Apparatuses
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thoroughly toasted on vodka martinis with tones of indica. Unless I'm reading for an exam. In which case I'm toasted and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a moderately successful erotic horror novel on Amazon Kindle, published under a very, very assumed name.
You should message me if
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You'd like an in-depth exposition of U.S.-Cuban-Russian relations in the Cold War. Or you wanna smoke a bowl. Either one's good by me.

Plus, you're okay with the fact that I actually shaved my beard off like a month ago but I don't have any more recent pictures in which I don't look like an epileptic demon.