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26 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like to have fun. Doesn't particularly matter what kind. Like, go carpe diem and shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduate student, Comparative Literature. I write about how Cuban science-fiction writers navigated the nation's position as a site of ideological struggle between the US and the Soviet Union in the mid to late twentieth-century. It's actually more awesome than it sounds - IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.

Apparently, I'm in it because I like to read good books, have interesting conversations, travel all over the world, and have a vanishingly tiny IRA.

My Mom likes to tell this story (of which I have no memory). I was 5 or 6, and had just made myself what apparently qualified as a fantastic peanut butter sandwich, and Aunt Jane - not really an aunt, but a close family friend, so good enough - told me that I'd grow up to be a chef. Whereupon I broke down in tears and cried, "But I want to be a professor. Like my Dad!"

My Mom has lots of stories about me. I hope none of you ever talk to her about me.

I also write science-fiction, but that's stunningly less glamorous than it sounds =p
I’m really good at
Fixing my grandma's computer
Navigating LA traffic
Deconstructing ideologies
Baking pumpkin chocolate chip muffins
Using the elevator instead of the stairs whenever possible
Holding a conversation
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My three favorite novels, in no particular order: Tom Jones; The Master and Margarita; Cryptonomicon. Every story I have ever written has been about one of these three texts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ideological State Apparatuses
On a typical Friday night I am
Thoroughly toasted on vodka martinis with tones of indica. Unless I'm reading for an exam. In which case I'm toasted and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a moderately successful erotic horror novel on Amazon Kindle, published under a very, very assumed name.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like an in-depth exposition of U.S.-Cuban-Russian relations in the Cold War. Or you wanna smoke a bowl. Either one's good by me.

Plus, you're okay with the fact that I actually shaved my beard off like two weeks ago