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26 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like to have fun. Doesn't particularly matter what kind. Like, go carpe diem and shit.

I say I'm 'bi' because it's the closest option; I've never actually found a category of sexuality I liked. Basically, I start by liking the people, and then I like the body of the people, regardless of genitalia. I'm pretty sure I qualify as a sapiosexual though.

I'm not looking for hookups, but I'm also not looking for eternal commitment. Something casual and non-exclusive, but authentically affirmative nonetheless.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduate student, Comparative Literature. I write about Russian and Spanish science fiction and fantasy. It's actually more awesome than it sounds - IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.

Apparently, I'm in it because I like to read good books, have interesting conversations, travel all over the world, and have a vanishingly tiny IRA.

My Mom likes to tell this story (of which I have no memory). I was 5 or 6, and had just made myself what apparently qualified as a fantastic peanut butter sandwich, and Aunt Jane - not really an aunt, but a close family friend, so good enough - told me that I'd grow up to be a chef. Whereupon I broke down in tears and cried, "But I want to be a professor. Like my Dad!"

My Mom has lots of stories about me. I hope none of you ever talk to her about me.
I’m really good at
Fixing my grandma's computer
Navigating LA traffic
Deconstructing ideologies
Baking pumpkin chocolate chip muffins
Using the elevator instead of the stairs whenever possible
Holding a conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ideological State Apparatuses
On a typical Friday night I am
Thoroughly toasted on vodka martinis with tones of indica. Unless I'm reading for an exam. In which case I'm toasted and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a moderately successful erotic horror novel on Amazon Kindle, published under a very, very assumed name.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like an in-depth exposition of Cuban-Russian relations in the Cold War. Or you wanna smoke a bowl. Either one's good by me.

A word to the wise: I get tons of likes on quickmatch with no message. I also get tons of one-word messages. Ultimately, both tell me that the sender just doesn't have that much to say. If you like what you read - and it's all me - send me a message. A REAL ONE. I don't bite. Well, at least at first =p

Holy shit, I log in today to 28 'likes' and not one message! Words people. Words are your friends.