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Bart_Scrivener

26 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I spent the first twenty-five years of my life living in or under the influence of a cult. I shit you not - I got some stories! So while it kinda sucks balls that I've been brainwashed most of my life, it's kinda exciting to realize that now I've got the opportunity to explore shit for myself. Self-discovery ftw.

I don't know what I'm looking for; or to put it another way, I'm looking for just about anything and everything, so long as there's an authentic connection involved. Ain't nobody got time for insecure attachment =)

Sooooooo show me what ya got!
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduate student, Comparative Literature. I write about how Cuban sf writers navigated the nation's position as a site of ideological struggle between the US and the Soviet Union in the 1960s and 70s. It's even more awesome than it sounds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing my grandma's computer
Navigating LA traffic
Deconstructing ideologies
Baking pumpkin chocolate chip muffins
Using the elevator instead of the stairs whenever possible
Holding a conversation
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyelashes. They're unreasonably long and luscious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ideological State Apparatuses
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thoroughly toasted on vodka martinis with tones of indica. Unless I'm reading for an exam. In which case I'm toasted and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a moderately successful erotic horror novel on Amazon Kindle, published under a very, very assumed name.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like an in-depth exposition of U.S.-Cuban-Russian relations in the Cold War. Or you wanna smoke a bowl. Either one's good by me.

Plus, you're okay with the fact that I actually shaved my beard off like a month ago but I don't have any more recent pictures in which I don't look like an epileptic demon so you gotta take what you can get #swag #yolo #that'sjustcarpediemforstupidpeople