My sarcasm is so thick you can tangibly use a butter knife to cut it... I enjoy destroying other people's common expressions and taking them literally, just to set them off balance. I can find anything funny, and usually do. I can also be very abrasive, though I do like cuddling and other such oddities.
I'm a double edged sword, I might come off as not interested or lax but I hardly ever miss slight details (call it a compulsion I suppose). My patience is unlimited but I can't stand hypocrisy in any way, shape, or form. Also, I'm slightly crazy, in a good way? :)