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27 Mississauga, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-29
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 21, 2014
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Average build
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), French (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

My sarcasm is so thick you can tangibly use a butter knife to cut it... I enjoy destroying other people's common expressions and taking them literally, just to set them off balance. I can find anything funny, and usually do. I can also be very abrasive, though I do like cuddling and other such oddities.

I'm a double edged sword, I might come off as not interested or lax but I hardly ever miss slight details (call it a compulsion I suppose). My patience is unlimited but I can't stand hypocrisy in any way, shape, or form. Also, I'm slightly crazy, in a good way? :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Going back to school soon to get another one of them degree thingies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I learn new things extremely quickly... By things I mean everything. If I wanted to learn to knit it would take me a day or two. How to fix a piece of electronic equipement, or operate a crane, three or four days.

Downside is, I get bored of it quickly and move onto something new.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ender's Game, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Fight Club, Hitchhiker's Guide... the classics

Movies? Way too many.

Music: Mainly Grunge/Punk/Metal, selective rap songs/artists, scant few other genres.

Food: I am a trash compactor when it comes to this. I will eat anything... and more then once.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A post-apocalyptic world (sometimes with, sometimes without zombies); and how it would be awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm willing to admit private things on online dating sites. There are two things, the rest you should just ask. That said:

1) I find tattoos on women to be extremely sexy, the more the better. It's my personal bias.

2) I may not be overly romantic, however when I do care about someone, my gestures are so thoughtful that they will melt your heart... This is a fact.
You should message me if
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You are up for hanging out or going to do something on a boring day/night. Could be a date but doesn't have to be.

I need someone who believes in equality. If there's one thing worse than a needy woman, its one that is a complete push over. That said, feminists welcome, if people were food, you feminists would be something spicy?