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Bartholomuse

30 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm intellectual, artistic, and funny. I like to make people laugh and to get my ideas out there. I'm at ease performing on stage or discussing philosophy. I'm witty, thoughtful and caring. I value reason, critical thinking and empathy and would like to make the world a better place. I've lived in Chicago all my life and would love to do some traveling.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking classes at IO and going to a lot of comedy shows. Auditioning for plays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making people laugh
-Making Cocktails
-Critiquing Movies and Plays
-Discussing philosophy
-Listening
-Cooking risotto
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dry wit and humor which doesn't translate to the written word.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Harry Potter, The Dresden Files, Sherlock Holmes, Tintin

Movies- The Avengers, Inception, Memento, The Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Hugo, Pan's Labyrinth.

TV Shows- Sherlock, Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, Community, Parks and Rec, The Flash.

Music- I don't have a particular kind of music that I like more than the others. I like Garbage, Daft Punk, Chromeo, Childish Gambino, and Gaelic Storm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The ability to think and reason.
2. Socialization and the bonds created therein.
3. Communication and the rapid spread of valuable information.
4. Creative outlets such as plays, improv, etc.
5. Fun.
6. Last but not least: coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and what it's going to be like. Will there be robots, AI, space travel?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to shows or maybe working out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I admit nothing. Nothing!
You should message me if
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If something I've said interests you. Or if you know of any good restaurants or bars.