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Bartholomuse

29 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was born in Chicago and have spent my whole life here. I'm a very funny, creative, intelligent person. I go to a lot of improv and comedy shows but I'm looking to do more. I can't be funny all the time or listen to funny people all the time. I like outdoor things like running, biking, walking, camping and rock climbing but I also like indoor things like reading books and watching TV and or movies.

I'd like to go dancing, drinking and singing more often.

I've found that I like to argue a lot. Arguments have gotten a bad rap. If you actually learn something from them, then they are quite good and informative.

I've been told that I'm very weird but in a good way.
What I’m doing with my life
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Taking classes at IO and going to a lot of comedy shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making people laugh
-Making Cocktails
-Critiquing Movies
-Writing stories and movie scripts
-Discussing philosophy
-Listening
-Cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dry wit and humor which doesn't translate to the written word.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Harry Potter, The Dresden Files, Sherlock Holmes, Tintin

Movies- The Avengers, Inception, Memento, The Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Hugo, Pan's Labyrinth.

TV Shows- Sherlock, Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, Community, Parks and Rec, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Mad Men.

Music- I don't have a particular kind of music that I like more than the others. I like Garbage, Daft Punk, Chromeo, Childish Gambino, and Gaelic Storm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone
Food
Air
Water
Alcohol
Speech
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and what its going to be like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to shows or maybe working out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If wouldn't be very private if I shared it with everybody.
You should message me if
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If something I've said interests you. Or if you know of any good restaurants or bars.