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Bartlebycs

32 M Downers Grove, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I figure it's time for that new chapter in my life. I'm tired of being single. It gets boring after awhile. I just want to meet someone, talk about our days, and see what happens. Easy, right?

I've been called a 'geek'. A title I proudly wear. Whether it's graphic novels, anime, a good video game, or a Joss Whedon show ;)
I play a lot of Final Fantasy XIV, so it'd be nice to have someone to play with :)

I always try to keep a smile on my face. Most of the time I'm a happy person! I have a great sense of humor. Even if you think your jokes are corny, I'll be laughing with you.

I hate writing about myself, to be honest. :/ So feel free to ask if you have any questions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I work at the library, helping people find what they need in exchange for getting first dibs on any new books that come out :)

I'd love to author my own book instead of shelving other people's. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything.

Nah, j/k. But I am known for my organization skills. It doesn't really show at home of course, but trust me, I know where things go best.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm fat. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, Dune
Movies: The 'Burbs, Blue Brothers
Shows: Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who
Music: I like a lot of different music, except rap. I can't stand rap. Ick!
Food: Depends on how hungry I am.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My PS3, my tv, oxygen, ummm... food? Oh, and my Doctor Who collection, of course

Yea, that's only 5 things, oh well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Excited for the weekend!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My garbage keeps getting stolen by a cranky ice janitor.
You should message me if
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You like what you read and are interested, and/or if you want to know more :)