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33 Downers Grove, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 22
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm starting to think this is a lesson in futility. Yes, I am fat. But I wasn't always, so there's hope.
Yes there are better looking guys on here.
I get it: Looks matter.
People with a nice personality can go suck a lemon. I [i]get[/i] it.

And yes, I do play video games and watch cartoons more than a person my age should.
That's what being a geek means.
It doesn't mean that's ALL I do.

Okay, so here's the deal. Here's whom I would like to meet, God [i]forbid[/i] that fat, "ugly" people have preferences too:
1. I prefer to date within my own race. (That does [u]not[/u] automatically make me a racist.) I can make exceptions, but just letting you know.
2. Seriously guys, I don't want to date out of state, let alone country. Planet? Maybe.
3. 25-34 years old is my absolute limit. I don't feel comfortable dating older women. Sorry, but you've been around longer than me, and that's intimidating.
4. There is no four.
5. Fellow geeks are welcome, of course! But even if you've never touched a comic book or watched a cartoon made in japan, as long as you keep an [u]open mind[/u] to new things, I'd be happy to share my world with you, and let you show me yours.
6. Ramona Flowers ; Chloe Price ; Marceline the Vampire Queen
If you've ever been compared to one or more of the above, disregard 1-5. It's true love and I've found you. ;)

As for the rest of my profile, which remains unchanged...

"I just want to meet someone, talk about our days, witness each others lives, and survive the zombie apocalypse together. Easy, right?

I always try to keep a smile on my face regardless. Most of the time I'm a happy person! I have a great sense of humor. Even if you think your jokes are corny, I'll be laughing with you.

Recently I've been working on losing my weight and getting back into shape again! Woot! :).

I've been called a 'geek'. A title I proudly wear.

I'm a gamer.
I'm a bookworm.
My favorite sport to watch is hockey. GO BLACKHAWKS!
I'd like to go fishing again one day, because I haven't gotten to do it in awhile.

Feel free to leave a message."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I work at the library, helping people find what they need in exchange for getting first dibs on any new books that come out :)

I'd love to author my own book instead of shelving other people's. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Nah, j/k. But I am known for my organization skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter, Dune
Movies: The 'Burbs, Blue Brothers
Shows: Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who
Music: I like a lot of different music, except rap. I can't stand rap. Ick!
Food: Depends on how hungry I am.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, my family, oxygen, ummm... food? Oh, and my Doctor Who collection, of course

Yea, that's only 5 things, oh well. Maybe you'll be the sixth, who knows?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Excited for the weekend!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is not something I'm willing to admit in public!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like what you read and are interested, or if you just want to pet my dog.