Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Tired of douchebags telling you all the things you want to
hear to get you naked and then never calling you again? Tired of
clingy losers who can't keep a job and don't have a car
asking you for money all the time? Tired of guys with
absolutely no confidence who may otherwise be good
boyfriends but they're too passive and flinchy to get out of the
friend-zone? Tired of alcoholics, drug addicts, cheaters,
beaters, over-eaters, and mental cases? Look no further,
I've got just the right guy for you. He's sober, has a job, a car,
confident, charming, and drum roll, please...) No
kids! No harmful STDs or batshit crazy stalker exes!
He's not even in love with someone else who might walk back
into the picture at any time! He's HANDSOME. HUMBLE. TALENTED.
HILARIOUS. And let's not forget HUMBLE. (I mentioned humble,
Thank you, thank you. I know, what a masterpiece I've just created.
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I laugh a lot. I keep things simple. Although... I do tend to think
too much. I'm constantly finding the humor in a situation. I read.
I study. I take seriously the things that need to be taken
seriously, and laugh at almost everything else. I have a strong
work ethic. I don't let my emotions dictate my behaviours. I put
"u" in the word behaviour because I believe it belongs there. I'm
intelligent, but I'm not a dick about it. I'm not desperate, merely
looking for a healthy, happy girl with whom I can share a good life
with. I've got my head and my heart together, and I'm hoping to
find somebody who has the same...
This pretty much sums me up...
"I'm reaching up and reaching out
I'm reaching for the random
Or whatever will bewilder me
And following our will and wind
We may just go where no one's been"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it to it's fullest. I tell jokes on stage to drunk people.
I've played guitar more than half my life. I'm working on a career
that I enjoy, and finding my perfect little niche in it. (What have
I done for my career TODAY?) I'm rarely home, I'm always on the go.
Be it at work, class, or a meeting, I've always got something I can
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Spelling and capitalization.
Avoiding things that happen on the Jersey Shore. Answering
questions with questions. Not sending one word texts. Being
completely oblivious to those who are attracted to me, while
assuming those who aren't, are. Making awkward statements. Not
knowing what to say in an email. Knowing what to say in person or
on the phone. Making an otherwise comfortable moment turn horribly
awkward. Typing random things I'm good at. Driving. Answering
ENTIRELY too many questions on here. Picking the wrong women.
Dating the same women for entirely longer than I should... "She'll
change, man." Being frustrated with the fact that "I" is only one
letter, and since it's already capitalized, I cannot capitalize it
to add emphasis to it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The dozen doves that were released as I entered the room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is the spot where I'm supposed to impress you with my vast
knowledge of non-mainstream authors, poets, musicians, cancelled tv
shows, and comedians, right?
Well, I'm not going to. You can ask me what I'm into if you care
to. I generally only have one rule to the arts... As long as
they're done well, it doesn't matter what medium, genre, or taste
it's done in, I like it.
But if you like Tom Waits, we should seriously talk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Calcium, Phosphorous.
Am I doing it right??
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Polyamory is WRONG.
It should be Polyphilia, or Multiamory. Combining Greek and Latin
roots is WRONG.
There was a study done that showed in 2012 4,173,365 people got
... Shouldn't that be an even number?
There was also a study done that showed that people most commonly
recognized the smell of coffee more than any other smell. I think
the results are faulty. Shouldn't body odor be the most universally
They've made "Oops, All Berries" for Cap'n Crunch... When are we
going to get an All-Marshmallow Lucky Charms?
The word Corolla refers to a part of the reproductive organs of a
flower. Think: Clitoris Hood or foreskin for flowers. Think about
that next time you are driving your Toyota down the street.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, reminding myself why I stay motivated in college.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a little guy, I used to think that to have sex with
someone, you were kissing while naked. When I was about 5-6 or so,
I was in the bath, and my cat came in to the bathroom. He was all
purring, being all cute, so I gave him a kiss. Then... I realized
something. We were both naked. So I started crying uncontrollably.
When my Grandma came to check on me, she asked "What's wrong???" to
which I could only reply "I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE CAT!"
That look on her face was the most confused I'd ever seen a woman
You should message me if
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you feel like it. And you don't have "That's too personal, OKC!" or
"Then it wouldn't be private, would it?" as a response to the "The
most private thing I'm willing to admit" question. Seriously, it
says "WILLING". You're missing the point of the question. Less than
90% of your pictures have been put through some kind of filter. I'm
trying to see what you look like, not how good you are with
photoshop or instagram.
I'm looking for something long term. I have very little interest in
casual sex. I'd much rather find someone that I find attractive
inside and out, and form something with them before sex even enters
the picture. I'm not desperate by any means, merely curious what's
out there. That being said, I'm not going to jump into a
relationship with the first person who shows me attention. Nor am I
going to force something to be there with the first person who
catches my eye. Don't think you're the only one who's paying
attention to warning signs =-P
What I'm looking for: Confident, intelligent, witty, bold, good
natured, kind, and goofy. And if you're cute, that's a plus too!
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