Bartlett84
31 Albuquerque, NM
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My self-summary
I laugh a lot. I keep things simple. Although... I do tend to think too much. I'm constantly finding the humor in a situation. I read. I study. I take seriously the things that need to be taken seriously, and laugh at almost everything else. I have a strong work ethic. I don't let my emotions dictate my behaviours. I put "u" in the word behaviour because I believe it belongs there. I'm otherwise intelligent, but I'm not a dick about it. I'm not desperate, merely looking for a healthy, happy woman with whom I can share a good life with. I've got my head and my heart together, and I'm hoping to find somebody who has the same...

This pretty much sums me up...

"I'm reaching up and reaching out
I'm reaching for the random
Or whatever will bewilder me
And following our will and wind
We may just go where no one's been"
What I’m doing with my life
Living it to it's fullest. I tell jokes on stage to drunk people. I've played guitar more than half my life. I'm working on a career that I enjoy, and finding my perfect little niche in it. (What have I done for my career TODAY?) I'm rarely home, I'm always on the go. Be it at work, class, gym, or a meeting, I've always got something I can be doing.
I’m really good at
converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Spelling and capitalization. Avoiding things that happen on the Jersey Shore. Answering questions with questions. Not sending one word texts. Being frustrated with the fact that "I" is only one letter, and since it's already capitalized, I cannot capitalize it to add emphasis to it. Making tacos.
The first things people usually notice about me
The dozen doves that were released as I entered the room.

Dem eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is the spot where I'm supposed to impress you with my vast knowledge of non-mainstream authors, poets, musicians, cancelled tv shows, and comedians, right?

Well, I'm not going to. You can ask me what I'm into if you care to. I generally only have one rule to the arts... As long as they're done well, it doesn't matter what medium, genre, or taste it's done in, I like it.

But if you like Tom Waits, we should seriously talk.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Calcium, Phosphorous.

Am I doing it right??
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Entirely too much. In fact, I sat here for at least an entire minute thinking to myself about what I should write here. I got lost for a little bit, and decided it was best to allow a "stream of consciousness" sort of response here. So that's what you've gotten. But there is literally nothing I will not spend hours, sometimes days thinking about.

And yet I still make impulsive decisions.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work, reminding myself why I stay motivated in college.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried at the end of "Fight Club". It was so beautiful.
You should message me if
you feel like it. And you don't have "That's too personal, OKC!" or "Then it wouldn't be private, would it?" as a response to the "The most private thing I'm willing to admit" question. Seriously, it says "WILLING". You're missing the point of the question. Less than 90% of your pictures have been put through some kind of filter. I'm trying to see what you look like, not how good you are with photoshop or instagram.

I'm looking for something long term. I have very little interest in casual sex. I'd much rather find someone that I find attractive inside and out, and form something with them before sex even enters the picture. I'm not desperate by any means, merely curious what's out there. That being said, I'm not going to jump into a relationship with the first person who shows me attention. Nor am I going to force something to be there with the first person who catches my eye. Don't think you're the only one who's paying attention to warning signs =-P

What I'm looking for: Confident, intelligent, witty, bold, good natured, kind, and goofy. And if you're cute, that's a plus too!
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