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BaryGodker

27 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, lets see. Ive retyped this thing more than I care to admit, that must say something about me. It truly is difficult to write about yourself and to make yourself sound as interesting as you actually are. Maybe that means I am a terrible writer...which is fine because I am most definitely not a writer. The longest paper I ever wrote barely cracked six pages. Art school was good for that I guess. Yes, I went to art school and moved to portland. I am an artist living and working in portland. I have been here five years though and have constantly worked in my field though. I like to think I am doing it right, following the dream and whatnot. I am not a starving artist by any means, I make a living off my craft and Im planning to blow up big time in a real way. That sounds so stupid but really I got big goals for my business.

It looks like Ive started to get somewhere with this summary business. And if you're still reading this, I appreciate you. I told myself I wasn't going to do this online thing anymore, but Im back. Im not really expecting much but to maybe meet some cool new people. I think the online forum is kind of interesting in that, for one, it seems to be a bit superficial, and two, whenever you meet someone off of here there's already these expectations of the other person based solely on conversation that hasn't happened in real time. Sometimes people are just easier to talk to in person. Sometimes they are more interesting too. I find myself over analyzing everything, which makes it difficult to make online messages or text messages just flow like a real conversation sometimes. I think conversation is an extremely important, if not the most important, part of any relationship. Whether thats friendship, dating, whatever. Ive always found that I need open and easy conversation to make my relationships work.

I gotta stop that rant, went off on a little tangent there. Im getting kind of over trying to write about myself. But thats the gist of me I guess. I am an artist in portland with a dog and bike, i like conversation, I love getting out of the city, Im really into sleeping in super cold rooms, Im really into architecture and interior design, I make glass things, i don't really smoke weed anymore, i don't drink all that often but i enjoy going out for a drink or two, i have trouble watching movies but I can watch hours of tv on netflix, I cant wait for basketball to start up again, anndddd im from new jersey.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Blowing glass and creating super sexy things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sending messages that dont get responses.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I dont know, that I have friends??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have some of those things. Hopefully you don't expect to fall in love with someone because they have similar music preferences or watch the same things as you. Broaden your horizons ladies, change is good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
order
chaos
contradictions
anomalies
theories
conspiracies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything from extremely minor interactions to what is out there in the universe. If my dog isnt with me Im always wondering how I can get him with me as quick as possible. I spend a lot of time in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whats the difference between Friday and Sunday or Wednesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I fall asleep before 10 pm
You should message me if
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...how about, you want to hang out. or have something interesting to say. or not interesting. whatever.