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26 M Fort Myers, FL

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:38pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Name's Derrick. Sup.

Mid-Twenties or thereabout.
Worker. Thinker. Philanthropist. Well, wanna be Philanthropist.

Actually, thats a lie. I don't donate to any funds or anything at all. I think about it, but then my mind moves somewhere else.

I think thereforth I am. If I think of myself awesome and epic, I am. Life has taught me, people are bitches. Live life how you want. 85% of people you meet you wont stay around anyway. The 15% who are there are the ones who enjoy your personality no matter what.

Me in a Nutshell: Own my own IT Business where I fix computers, set up networks, build and maintain Websites.

I enjoy Comic Books, Vidya Games, your classic Nerdy type stuff. I dig Star Wars more than Star Trek but hey, if you're willing to sit me down and make me watch Trek, I'll give it a shot.

When not at work I'm either: Doing something around my house (Majority of the time), Hanging around with Friends (In abundance) and lastly out for adventure (These are never planned so they end up cooler).

I am a Fire, Tiger, Scorpio. I apparently like living life by the edge to where everything is FUCKYEAH awesome, or AAWWWWWSHIIIIIIT bad. And no, I'm totally not bi-polar, I'm fairly happy.

People ask me a lot "Are you high?" and I answer "Nah. I'm just way cooler than you are." (And I swear, I'm not arrogant or cocky, its just funny.)

I use fancy words. I hate using regular terms if I don't have to. Why say "I'm gonna go out, see whats up." when I can bust out "YOINKS! Off and away for a grand lark across the land, pillaging young lasses of their hearts like the dashing lads we are so that we may court them. Excelsior!"
Well, maybe that was too much, but I do bust out a occasional "Its time we go commit some skulldiggery and shenanigans."

I'm a intellectual guy who favors facts over words. If it cannot be proven, then it does not exist. I am maybe...5% religious. I believe in the Buddhist theory of Karma: Do good shit, awesome shit happens. Fuck up the world, your bum will be ravaged by bad, terrible things.
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing? I've gone to school, graduated, and started a small but growing business.

I'm just going through with life. Personally, I believe its less about the destination and more about the trip. I have the means and the way, so I enjoy it as it comes. Life that is.
I’m really good at
Pretty much...Electronic Stuff. And Comics. And Games. So I'm really good at being..nerd. AS much as I hate the phrase.

I'm also snazzy at Bass Guitar (Hence name), Ukelele (Bitches love ukulele), Skateboarding (No witty lines here), and...working. Good at being at work.

Oh. And Romance. I'm awesome at that. Its in my blood. Well thats creepy. Its in my nature. I know how to treat ladies like Princesses, because if you want a Queen, then you meet a princess, because princesses are not queens until you marry them. (See? Romantic.)
The first things people usually notice about me
My Glasses. Bitches love Ray-Bans. But of course your not a bitch, you just love them because they're awesome. I'll go ahead and say SWAGG just to get it out the way. (And seriously, I'm not arrogant. Just really cool. Least in my own eyes...)

If not glasses? Uhm...nothing physical. I'm pretty average I think.

Non-Physical: Humor. My humor is great. I like to make people smile. If I can't be the best looking guy, I can at least be the smartest or funniest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I cannot for the life of me, tell you how much music I listen to. My phone has music from all areas. One moment its "Crepuscolo Tul Mare", next its "Dontchange" followed by "Get Over It" to "All is Full of Love" and...etc. I'm a bit of a self-proclaimed musicphile.

If you're ever in need of music, hit me up. We can talk for -hours-

MOVIES: Movies are weird. Gonna tell you now, I ignore 3/4 movies that come out unless they're super-hero flicks, sci-fi stuff, or over the top ACTION like Expendables, which was only cool because it had ERR'BODY cast in the movie.

Shows: The only airing shows I watch on regular basis is Game of Thrones, Defiance and then cartoons. Most others I wait til its on Netflix to watch.

Books: I enjoy DC and Marvel Comics. Thats about as close to legit books as I get. Sorry Deeper thinking folks.

Food: Well, I'm a fat boy in a skinny guy body. I <3 everything with a wild, passionate abandon that would make most people be like 'I hate him, he eats so much and puts on no pounds!' which is true: Super Fast Metabolism + Active Life = I lose weight if I don't eat unhealthy like. Weird right?
The six things I could never do without
I'm a simple person with simple needs. It may come off as shallow but:

-Cell Phone (I run my biz through here)
-Internet/Data Plan (See above for partial reason)
-Music (Music makes the world go around)
-Car/Gas (Adventure is always waiting at the drop of a hat
-Friends (This is by no means last on the list.)

Thats it. Not 6 but, I try to live a simple kind of life. Those things keep me pretty entertained.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Uhm. Nothing. In particular. Usually what I have to do when I get home, or what I can do, or list of things tomorrow. I do all that because I forget fairly easily.

If answer A seems too lame: I spend all my time thinking about you and how to make you love me more, babeh.
*Que Barry White Soundtrack*
On a typical Friday night I am
I have no typical Friday. My life is flown by seat of pants unless I plan something. So if I have no plans, ADVENTURE TIME INTO THE WILDS OF FLORIDA. Which usually ends up at: Friends House, My Apartment, Beach, Open/Abandoned Roads, Face-Down in Gutter.

(I only put the last part because It totally makes me look badass.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of an open book. Nothing is really private -but- I'm not gonna tell you its there. I'm like that buried treasure of private info that you have to quest for.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If I made you laugh. Or you like smart guys. Or Romantic guys. Or guys in general. Or because you want to.

In fact, just message me anyway, because if we don't date, we can be friends and chill, and thats always awesomesauce.