Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What can I say to captivate and astound you without trying to sell
myself like Billy Mays (God rest his oxyclean soul) with a line of
"YEAH I'M AWESOME AND COOL AND I GET YOUR SHORTS CLEAN."
Long story short, or semi-short as I do have a word quota to fill,
I'm mid/late twenties. I work what hours are basically weekdays
from 8-4 on good days in IT for a local company that is pretty
awesome involving me basically going to Sanibel or Captiva. Wanna
hang out on a private beach? Holla at your boy.
Lets face it. People see me and they see a black guy. No problems.
I embrace it. But to my credit, you'll see I'm much more nerd than
street. I try to be street and sometimes pass but my vocabulary
man, it puts me out every minute.
I enjoy movies in space. Robots fighting monsters. The heroic
fighter going against all odds to find their love at the end. I'll
be your Link if you'll be my Princess Zelda. Or Mario and Peach. Or
something along those lines.
If hadn't guessed, I do like my vidya games. Its kinda a deal since
if you can't play Mario Kart with me, we don't deserve to date. Its
nothing personal, but a girl who can outrace me or hit me with a
blue shell makes me insta-quit and love on you harder because why
fight when you can just play games and then make out?
I play the bass guitar hence my name on here. I also play the
ukulele. And I can cook? I think that covers all my awesome points.
Billy Mays (God rest his Oxyclean soul) would be proud
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Day-to-Day in the life of me:
-Alarm goes off at 7:30 a.m.
-Do not accept its 7:30 a.m.
-Proceed to sleep until 8:00 a.m.
-Wake up and dress while complaining you never have time for
Cinnamon Roll flavored cereal.
-Battle the Behemoth of crossing Cape Coral Bridge in morning
-Be happy there was no traffic.
-Pull into work and hope boss isnt there.
-Be sad he is there.
-Sit behind desk whilst on Tumblr/Facebook/4chan. Wait for actual
work tickets to come in.
-Complain its boring.
-Curse the gods that I got work tickets in.
-Work on tickets.
-Lunch at Tijuana Flats.
-Repeat boredom and tickets
-Binge Netflix, Vidya Games, Movies, chill with roomates, w/e for
And thats your average day. Plans may vary. Please consult your
local me for actual dates and times. May be dangerous to
(But on a serious note, I do like my adventures. Don't read that
and assume I am boring, this is my summer list and its too hot to
be outside like I normally would. Its like the Devil's humid taint
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm in IT so...computer...stuff? And cell phones. And internet.
Anything thats electronic kinda sorta.
Sarcasm? I see others put that here. Imma put it here too.
Humor. Because if you hadnt guessed it, I'm a pretty humorous type
fellow. I always think of it as, I may not be that one mixed guy
with the blue eyes that girls want to spawn with, but I -totally-
can make a girl laugh enough she forgets momentarily I'm not the
best looking and lets her guard down enough for a
Uhm. Cooking? Yeah. Cooking.
Longboarding and Camping too. So if you wanna go camping, we could
do that. Cuddle underneath stars. So romance. Such wow.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Glasses. Bitches love Ray-Bans. But of course your not a bitch,
you just love them because they're awesome. I'll go ahead and say
SWAGG just to get it out the way. (And seriously, I'm not arrogant.
Just really cool. Least in my own eyes...)
If not glasses? Uhm...nothing physical. I'm pretty average I
So humor, again. See above? Sorry if I'm making you work with me. I
apologize. I'll rub your feet until you like me again. Promise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lets go down the list-
Books: I don't read books. When I do, its comic books. Or horoscope
books like Darkside Zodiac. I have read the Game of Throne books,
because I like to spoiler my roommate and torture them. And
everyone's read Harry Potter.
Movies: I'll just say, I like sci-fi, space, weird stuff genre,
because I like a lot of those movies. Pacific Rim,
Aliens/Predator/AvP, Scott Pilgrim, Star Wars/Trek, that kinda
But I do have a spot for watching other things like Across the
Universe or, (500) Days of Summer. See? I can totes watch chick
flicks. Except The Notebook. Fuh dat shit.
Shows: Eh, I mostly netflix stuff besides like, GoT. OH OH and
Cosmos. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is my shit. He's my unofficial official
uncle along with Samuel L. Jackson and Grandpa Morgan
Music: Everything. Except Polka. And most music with an accordion.
Okay all music with an accordion.
Food: I am a fat man in a skinny frame. I eat everything short of
Yogurt BECAUSE I'M A MAN'S MAN AND I SHALL EAT ICE CREAM LIKE A MAN
FOR MY FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT. I do loves me some sushi though, thats
my favs. I'll take you to my sushi joints.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Do I have six things?
Cell Phone. 2.
Susie (My Car). 3.
So I could -feasibly- live on 3 things, but I would say
Computer/Laptop at 4th, And I dunno for 5th/6th because that
encompasses most things I do daily. I'll cop out and say food &
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Uhm. Nothing. In particular. Usually what I have to do when I get
home, or what I can do, or list of things tomorrow. I do all that
because I forget fairly easily.
If answer A seems too lame: I spend all my time thinking about you
and how to make you love me more, babeh.
*Que Barry White Soundtrack*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no typical Friday. My life is flown by seat of pants unless
I plan something. So if I have no plans, ADVENTURE TIME INTO THE
WILDS OF FLORIDA. Which usually ends up at: Friends House, My
Apartment, Beach, Open/Abandoned Roads, Face-Down in Gutter.
(I only put the last part because It totally makes me look badass.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm kind of an open book. Nothing is really private -but- I'm not
gonna tell you its there. I'm like that buried treasure of private
info that you have to quest for.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I made you laugh. Or you like smart guys. Or Romantic guys. Or
guys in general. Or because you want to.
In fact, just message me anyway, because if we don't date, we can
be friends and chill, and thats always awesomesauce.
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