I'm pretty terrible at writing about myself. I'm awesome. Actually,
I kinda suck. Or maybe I'm at least okay. I love to draw, read,
write, sculpt, paint, play my bass, work out, cook, hang out with
friends, steal priceless artifacts, and invent time travel. I like
to think of myself as fairly interesting (due to a high number of
dramatic/odd events I can call upon for anecdotes), but I'm sure
plenty of people just find me obnoxious. I generally try to avoid
conflict if I can do so without compromising myself. I'm modest.
I'm an arrogant bastard. I'm a pretty nice guy. If anything
contradicts what I've written, it's because I change it up now and
What I’m doing with my life
A smattering of things. Going back to school, work, doing some art,
working out, reading, writing, playing bass. Re-acclimating to
I’m really good at
I don't know that there is anything I'm really amazing at, but I
tend to perform above average at most everything I do. My artwork
is probably where I am best, but it's still not enough to really
rise above mediocrity so far as artists are concerned. I also love
cooking and feel that it is one of my more refined skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
Uh. I'm a little tall? I'm sunburned as hell in the summer and pale
in the winter? I have blonde hair? Blue eyes? I'm a guy? Yeah,
probably that one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gah, so many.
My single favorite book might be The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott
Lynch. The series is good, but falls behind some others. That one
book, however, was just stellar.
Series I love:
The Name of the Wind, The Wise Man's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss
The Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erickson
Ender by Orson Scott Card
Dune by Frank Herbert
The Black Company by Glen Cook
The Warded Man, The Desert's Spear by Peter V Brett
The Prince of Nothing by R. Scott Bakker
The Long Sun by Gene Wolfe
and I'm sure I'm forgetting plenty.
I don't really watch television, but I do enjoy some movies.
Assassination of a High School President
Repo the Genetic Opera
Trailer Park of Terror
The Matrix (not the trilogy, just the first)
I do really enjoy anime, manga and comics, oftentimes favoring the
darker and grittier ones. I love stories with complex moral issues
and good ol' fashioned badassery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While I usually cope very well with most things, when I'm at my
worst and can't, I tend to turn to self-destruction.
I think that my dreams and aspirations will likely turn to dust
before I see them come to fruition.
You should message me if
You want to talk to me after reading about me.
You don't mind that I'm agnostic/atheist (don't try to preach to
me, it won't go well).
You are decently intelligent.
You rather enjoy artwork.
You value personal freedom.
Obviously not all of these are required or anything. Just message
me if you want.