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My self-summary
Things I enjoy:

Good beer
Solid high fives
Leaving the window open when it's cold out
Really big hugs
People watching
When a person clearly looks like the love child of two or more celebrities, regardless of gender
Well-fitting jeans

Things I do not enjoy:

Family weddings
Fear mongering
One-ply toilet paper
Tattoos of Texas
Hotel soap
What I’m doing with my life
This is going to be the boring part...

I graduated in 2011 with a Bachelors in psychology and now I'm making zero use of my degree. I work in accounting for a company that produces marijuana edibles (no, I don't smoke). Hoping to keep improving my lot bit by bit until I'm financially comfy and fulfilled by my job.

Told ya.
I’m really good at
Most categories on Jeopardy
(Exceptions: US Presidents, Bodies of Water, World Capitals)
Calvin Ball
Wrapping presents
Efficiently loading the dishwasher
Getting all the groceries inside in one trip
Being allergic to a lot of stuff
Trivial Pursuit

Things I am not really good at:

Thumb wars
Drinking whiskey
Living up to my potential
Speaking French
Using Oxford commas
Waking up the first time my alarm goes off
Finishing leftovers
Enjoying Big Bang Theory
Painting my nails
Riding uphill
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know if people usually notice me at all. I'm okay with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is Where I Leave You
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Several Vonneguts
Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader

The Big Lebowski
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Zombie flicks (my preferred sick day genre)
Christopher Guest movies
Tarantino movies (I should give Jackie Brown another shot)
Any good documentary

Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Arrested Development
Bob's Burgers
30 Rock
Parks and Rec

Classic rock in general
Arctic Monkeys
Coconut Records
Built to Spill
Kings of Leon (older stuff)
Ben Folds
Early 2000's pop punk. Sue me.

Spicy food
Cheesy things

My brother, my brother, and me
The Adventure Zone
Savage Love
A Way With Words
Stuff You Should Know
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
The six things I could never do without
My glasses
New things to learn
My pup
Hot sauce
Good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which McElory brother I'd fuck/marry/kill, Pangea, new nicknames for my dog, names for my imaginary band (Sex Pants None the Richer), how I should probably go to the gym, what I'm going to eat instead of going to the gym, daring color combinations... Suffice it to say, there's rarely dead air in there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find something to do and probably ending up sitting on my porch chatting with my neighbors.
You should message me if
You have recommendations for breweries.

You Should Not Message Me If...

You do not believe in evolution.