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BatCrackers

24 F Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Things I enjoy:

Trivia
Fat babies
Word babies
Good beer
Solid high fives
Leaving the window open when it's cold out
Really big hugs
People watching
When a person clearly looks like the love child of two or more celebrities, regardless of gender
Well-fitting jeans
Recycling
Camping

Things I do not enjoy:

Family weddings
Shitty hugs
Fear mongering
One-ply toilet paper
Tattoos of Texas
Humidity
Not being able to pronounce all the ingredients in my food (I feel I should clarify that I mean chemicals, not ethic ingredients)
Wasting
Hotel soap
Jellies/jams/preserves
What I’m doing with my life
Welp, I've officially moved my happy ass to Denver effective Feb 28th. Visited Colorado Springs on a solo vacation in November, took a day trip to Denver and in the four hours I was there, just fell in love. And here we are.

I've done a lot of that self improvement crap since a breakup back in November and now I'm just kicking ass and taking names. Just try to make me stop puking rainbows. I double dog dare ya.

Other than that, I graduated a year ago with a Bachelors in psychology and now I'm working two shitty jobs until I can find something I really love to do here in our fair Denver.
I’m really good at
Most categories on Jeopardy
(Exceptions: US Presidents, Bodies of Water, World Capitols)
Calvin Ball
Giving hugs
Wrapping presents
Loading the dishwasher
Getting all the groceries up to my apartment in one trip
Being allergic to a lot of stuff
Trivial Pursuit

Things I am not really good at:

Thumb wars
Drinking whiskey
Speaking French
Waking up the first time my alarm goes off
Finishing leftovers
Enjoying Big Bang Theory
Painting my nails
Wheel of Fortune
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know if people usually notice me at all. I'm okay with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
This is Where I Leave You
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
The Stranger
Survivor
Several Vonneguts
Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader

Movies:
The Big Lebowski
Most other Coen Brothers flicks
Christopher Guest movies
Tarantino movies (I should give Jackie Brown another shot)
Akira Kurosawa movies
Mel Brooks movies
Any good documentary

Shows:
Jeopardy!
The Walking Dead
Deadwood (EXCELLENT writing; give it a shot)
Arrested Development
Dexter
Breaking Bad
MST3K
30 Rock
Parks and Rec

Music:
Cake
Decemberists
Otis Redding
Flaming Lips
Classic rock in general
The Shins
Built to Spill
Kings of Leon (older stuff)
Phoenix
Amos Lee
Temper Trap
The Killers
Iron & Wine
The Bird and the Bee
Spoon
Ben Folds
Radiohead
Sigur Ros

Food:
I've been on a low carb kick but,
Sushi
Thai
Spicy food
Cheesy things
Beer (beer is food)

Podcasts:
Savage Love
A Way With Words
Stuff You Should Know
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
The six things I could never do without
My glasses
New things to learn
My pup
NPR
Hot sauce
Craft Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to rearrange my furniture, Pangea, how to rearrange my furniture to resemble Pangea, new nicknames for my dog, names for my imaginary band, how I should probably go to the gym, what I'm going to eat instead of going to the gym, daring color combinations... Suffice it to say, there's rarely dead air in there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every mix CD I made in high school was called "Boner Jams".
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You enjoy trivia coupled with beer.

You Should Not Message Me If...

You do not believe in evolution