Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things I enjoy:
Solid high fives
Leaving the window open when it's cold out
Really big hugs
When a person clearly looks like the love child of two or more
celebrities, regardless of gender
Things I do not enjoy:
One-ply toilet paper
Tattoos of Texas
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is going to be the boring part...
I graduated in 2011 with a Bachelors in psychology and now I'm
making zero use of my degree and loving every minute of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most categories on Jeopardy
(Exceptions: US Presidents, Bodies of Water, World Capitals)
Efficiently loading the dishwasher
Getting all the groceries inside in one trip
Being allergic to a lot of stuff
Things I am not really good at:
Using Oxford commas
Waking up the first time my alarm goes off
Enjoying Big Bang Theory
Painting my nails
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know if people usually notice me at all. I'm okay with
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is Where I Leave You
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader
The Big Lebowski
Most other Coen Brothers flicks
Christopher Guest movies
Tarantino movies (I should give Jackie Brown another shot)
Mel Brooks movies
Any good documentary
The Walking Dead
Deadwood (EXCELLENT writing; try it out)
Parks and Rec
Classic rock in general
Built to Spill
Kings of Leon (older stuff)
Early 2000's pop punk. Sue me.
I've been on a low carb kick but,
My brother, my brother, and me
A Way With Words
Stuff You Should Know
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
New things to learn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which McElory brother I'd fuck/marry/kill, Pangea, new nicknames
for my dog, names for my imaginary band (Sex Pants None the
Richer), how I should probably go to the gym, what I'm going to eat
instead of going to the gym, daring color combinations... Suffice
it to say, there's rarely dead air in there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find something to do and probably ending up sitting on my
porch chatting with my neighbors.
You should message me if
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You have recommendations for breweries.
You Should Not Message Me If...
You do not believe in evolution.
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