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BatCrackers

25 Denver, CO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Things I enjoy:

Trivia
Fat babies
Word babies
Good beer
Solid high fives
Leaving the window open when it's cold out
Really big hugs
People watching
When a person clearly looks like the love child of two or more celebrities, regardless of gender
Well-fitting jeans
Recycling
Camping

Things I do not enjoy:

Family weddings
Shitty hugs
Fear mongering
One-ply toilet paper
Tattoos of Texas
Humidity
Not being able to pronounce all the ingredients in my food (I feel I should clarify that I mean chemicals, not ethic ingredients)
Wasting
Hotel soap
Jellies/jams/preserves
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Welp, I've officially moved my happy ass to Denver effective Feb 2013. Visited Colorado Springs on a solo vacation in November 2012, took a day trip to Denver and in the four hours I was there, just fell in love. And here we are.

Full disclosure: I really recently had a two year relationship go pear shaped so I'm kinda just here for some attention and distraction.

Other than that, I graduated in 2011 with a Bachelors in psychology and now I'm making zero use of my degree and loving every minute of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most categories on Jeopardy
(Exceptions: US Presidents, Bodies of Water, World Capitols)
Calvin Ball
Giving hugs
Wrapping presents
Efficiently loading the dishwasher
Getting all the groceries inside in one trip
Being allergic to a lot of stuff
Trivial Pursuit

Things I am not really good at:

Thumb wars
Drinking whiskey
Speaking French
Using Oxford commas
Waking up the first time my alarm goes off
Finishing leftovers
Enjoying Big Bang Theory
Painting my nails
Riding uphill
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know if people usually notice me at all. I'm okay with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
This is Where I Leave You
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
The Stranger
Survivor
Several Vonneguts
Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader

Movies:
The Big Lebowski
Most other Coen Brothers flicks
Christopher Guest movies
Tarantino movies (I should give Jackie Brown another shot)
Mel Brooks movies
Any good documentary

Shows:
Jeopardy!
The Walking Dead
Deadwood (EXCELLENT writing; try it out)
Arrested Development
Dexter
Breaking Bad
MST3K
30 Rock
Parks and Rec

Music:
Cake
Decemberists
Classic rock in general
Built to Spill
Kings of Leon (older stuff)
Phoenix
Amos Lee
Temper Trap
The Killers
Iron & Wine
The Bird and the Bee
Spoon
Ben Folds
Early 2000's pop punk. Sue me.

Food:
I've been on a low carb kick but,
Sushi
Thai
Spicy food
Cheesy things
Beer (beer is food)

Podcasts:
Sawbones
My brother, my brother, and me
Savage Love
A Way With Words
Stuff You Should Know
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses
New things to learn
My pup
NPR
Hot sauce
Craft Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to rearrange my furniture, Pangea, how to rearrange my furniture to resemble Pangea, new nicknames for my dog, names for my imaginary band (Sex Pants None the Richer), how I should probably go to the gym, what I'm going to eat instead of going to the gym, daring color combinations... Suffice it to say, there's rarely dead air in there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have recommendations for breweries.

You Should Not Message Me If...

You do not believe in evolution.