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BatCrackers

26 Denver, CO Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:06pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things I enjoy:

Trivia
Good beer
Solid high fives
Leaving the window open when it's cold out
Really big hugs
People watching
When a person clearly looks like the love child of two or more celebrities, regardless of gender
Well-fitting jeans
Recycling
Camping

Things I do not enjoy:

Family weddings
Fear mongering
One-ply toilet paper
Tattoos of Texas
Wasting
Hotel soap
Jellies/jams/preserves
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is going to be the boring part...

I graduated in 2011 with a Bachelors in psychology and now I'm making zero use of my degree. I work in accounting for a company that produces marijuana edibles (no, I don't smoke). Hoping to keep improving my lot bit by bit until I'm financially comfy and fulfilled by my job.

Told ya.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most categories on Jeopardy
(Exceptions: US Presidents, Bodies of Water, World Capitals)
Calvin Ball
Wrapping presents
Efficiently loading the dishwasher
Getting all the groceries inside in one trip
Being allergic to a lot of stuff
Trivial Pursuit

Things I am not really good at:

Thumb wars
Drinking whiskey
Living up to my potential
Speaking French
Using Oxford commas
Waking up the first time my alarm goes off
Finishing leftovers
Enjoying Big Bang Theory
Painting my nails
Riding uphill
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know if people usually notice me at all. I'm okay with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
This is Where I Leave You
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Survivor
Several Vonneguts
Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader

Movies:
The Big Lebowski
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Zombie flicks (my preferred sick day genre)
Christopher Guest movies
Tarantino movies (I should give Jackie Brown another shot)
Once
Any good documentary

Shows:
Jeopardy!
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Deadwood
Arrested Development
Bob's Burgers
MST3K
30 Rock
Parks and Rec

Music:
Classic rock in general
Arctic Monkeys
Coconut Records
Built to Spill
Kings of Leon (older stuff)
Spoon
Ben Folds
Early 2000's pop punk. Sue me.

Food:
Tacos
Sushi
Thai
Spicy food
Cheesy things

Podcasts:
My brother, my brother, and me
The Adventure Zone
Savage Love
A Way With Words
Stuff You Should Know
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses
New things to learn
My pup
NPR
Hot sauce
Good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which McElory brother I'd fuck/marry/kill, Pangea, new nicknames for my dog, names for my imaginary band (Sex Pants None the Richer), how I should probably go to the gym, what I'm going to eat instead of going to the gym, daring color combinations... Suffice it to say, there's rarely dead air in there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find something to do and probably ending up sitting on my porch chatting with my neighbors.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have recommendations for breweries.

You Should Not Message Me If...

You do not believe in evolution.