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Batchelor-

24 M McDonough, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I make myself sound so boring. I try not to be. Haha.

Something something witty, something something funny.

History/Education major.

Netflix connoisseur.

Disc golf lover.

List maker.

I used to be fat. I'm not fat anymore. It's nice.

7/9/2014: the day of the perfect tie. Never forget.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at an insurance company and my name is Jake. I get the "Ohhh like Jake from StateFarm?" way too much. Just stop please.....please.

That and watching unnecessary amounts of Netflix in my free time.

Dealing with my great Dane. She is a princess and a jerk sometimes.
I’m really good at
Cooking Food.
Eating Food.
Talking.
Wasting time playing video games.
Looking at profiles when I should be working.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm kinda tall I guess.

And I have pretty nice ties.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Palahniuk
Tolkien
Vonnegut
George R.R. Martin
.....wayyyyy to much.

Movies:
Zoolander
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Big Lebowski
The Prestige
Sunshine (Why has literally no one ever seen this movie?)

Shows:
Game of Thrones
The Office
Parks and Rec
Arrested Development
The Walking Dead

Music:
Brand New
Childish Gambino
Cold War Kids
Gorillaz
Grieves
The Killers
MGMT
Miike Snow
Weezer
Food:
If it tastes good going in the mouth, then I will like it. In general, anything spicy is a super plus.
The six things I could never do without
Every inch of my totally average.......homemade egg rolls. God get your minds out of the gutter.
Geez...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the lawns in the walking dead are all immaculate. Where are all the zombie gardeners?

Why Joffrey is such a total cock.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have a profile on here....so yeah. I think we can figure this one out. Haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've eaten dog while teaching in Thailand.

I have a Song of Ice and Fire (aka Game of Thrones) inspired tattoo. Yeah. Nerded hard on that one.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think that when the flag flew at half-mast for Lil' Sebastion it was still flying too high.

Or if this picture describe a perfect night in.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/this-is-the-greatest-mario-kart-drinking-game-ever-invented