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Batnastard

39 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
In Denver 7/27-7/31. Love to meet for a drink and maybe some adult fun.

**Just grew a beard, more pics forthcoming**

Honest non-monogamous dude. Feminist manslut. Pockmarck, Freshwater Swab, Blistering Barnacle and Thundering Typhoon. I'm in a loving open marriage, so if you're ok with that, read on...

I'm the kind of person who gets really into certain things, trying to maximize quality experiences - records and audio, shaving with a double-edge and brush, building bicycles, etc. I'm getting in touch with my masculine side, I have a dominant streak, and I've got a little salt-and-pepper in my stubble these days.

I'm here for friends and sex, not relationships - if you agree that "casual sex" can mean "enjoy each other's company in and out of bed, treat each other like human beings, and be honest," let's get a drink.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in a doctoral program for mathematics education, and I'm done with the classroom for the time being. In the fall I'll be exposing kids to mathematical masterpieces part time while dissertating. When not working or studying (i.e. slicing time into very thin increments) I'm buying vinyl records and listening to them, drinking good beer in crappy bars, and practicing stand-up comedy.
I’m really good at
Waking up three minutes before the alarm goes off
Being honest
Being kind
Fixing bicycles
Algebraic topology
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm sure it's my sparkling blue eyes and biting wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I grew up with Springsteen the same way most people grow up with church. I've determined that London Calling is the greatest rock & roll album ever recorded and I dare anyone to prove otherwise. I read Discworld and Carl Hiaasen and nerdy nonfiction (math/science/psychology). I've spent the last several months learning to cook spectacular omlettes. I like movies with chainsaws and boobs, and shows where men call each other "cunt."
The six things I could never do without
Merkur 34c, SL-1200, dl-103, mvp2.0, dark liberator v3, surly steamroller
On a typical Friday night I am
Unplugging my brain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once stripped naked and teased onstage by a stripper in a strip club in Barcelona (on the strip). Unlike several other victims, I managed to maintain my... Composure.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're smart, you like the taste of beer, and you'd rather meet than chat online.