Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Batnastard

39 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 29–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I smell good.

Honest non-monogamous dude. Pockmarck, Freshwater Swab, Blistering Barnacle and Thundering Typhoon. I'm in a loving, long distance, open marriage, so if you're ok with that, read on...

I'm the kind of person who gets really into certain things, trying to maximize quality experiences - records and audio, shaving with a double-edge and brush, building bicycles, etc. I'm getting in touch with my masculine side, I have a dominant streak, and I've got a little salt-and-pepper in my stubble these days.

I'm here for friends and sex, not relationships - if you agree that "casual sex" can mean "enjoy each other's company in and out of bed, treat each other like human beings, and be honest," let's get a drink.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In the past I taught math to prison inmates, worked as a bike messenger, played ultimate, performed stand-up comedy, and snowboarded obsessively. Currently I'm in a doctoral program for mathematics education, and I'm exposing kids to mathematical masterpieces part time while dissertating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waking up three minutes before the alarm goes off
Being honest
Being kind
Fixing bicycles
Algebraic topology
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Like I said, I smell good. But you can't smell me online.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I grew up with Springsteen the same way most people grow up with church. I've determined that London Calling is the greatest rock & roll album ever recorded and I dare anyone to prove otherwise. I read Discworld and Carl Hiaasen and nerdy nonfiction (math/science/psychology). I've spent the last several months learning to cook spectacular omlettes. I like movies with chainsaws and boobs, and shows where men call each other "cunt."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My manly-man wetshaving kit, my steampunk-lookin' e-cig, my beloved sl-1200 turntable, my complete set of Tintin books, JSTOR, and my sadly neglected bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The uneasy balance between the individual and the group.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unplugging my brain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once stripped naked and teased onstage by a stripper in a strip club in Barcelona (on the strip). Unlike several other victims, I managed to maintain my... Composure.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
What annoys you? What really bugs you? Here we are on the internet, trying to be our best selves, totally positive, but I've found that you can learn a lot about someone if you find out what gets their goat. Message me and tell me, and I promise not to judge. It probably annoys me too.