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Battenkillboy

45 M Troy, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Wait.. do I have to write this? I'm really not very bright, or, like, good with words and stuff. I've insanely good-looking, member of Skull and Bones, drive a Ferrari, pumped up on 'roids -- isn't that enough?
But in seriousness.... I'm a good egg.
Actually, this seems like a good spot to invoke Kurt Vonnegut- "There's only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it you've got to be kind"
What I’m doing with my life
see below. I mean, we can't save it for later, now can we....
I’m really good at
reading maps, whiskey-fueled illicit skinny-dipping expeditions by night, identifying what we see or hear in the woods, creating a (mild, amusing) scene by taking up too much of the dance floor with you at yer cousin's wedding, procrastination (when I have the time), dreamin' big, righteous indignation, subverting such by surreal humor, copy-editing, scrabble, dreaming big.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I'm standing on their foot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Haruki Marukami, Mose Allison, old Woody Allen, Grizzly Bear, Zydeco, Gumbo, good red wine, Son Volt, Kurt Vonnegut, single malt, bad red wine, Colbert Report, Mark Twain, Kojak, Rockford Files, Greg Brown, Nellie McKay, the Beatles, good coffee and bad glazed donuts. The list goes on, but -- your turn.
The six things I could never do without
passion, music, mountains, humor, rivers, hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It. Is that normal? I shouldn't should I?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing electric piccolo with my band, opening for the "Twisted Sister" reunion tour at Northern Lights?
?
Convening another meeting of Capital District Naked Skydiving Philosophy Discussion Meetup?

Hoping I've accumulated enough good behavior points during the week that the warden will give me 24 hours home visitation?

so many Fridays, so little time..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not actually the moron I've been pretending to be on this profile. I'm really a much different, kind, sensitive sort of moron.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're a hot, humble, self-aware, self-effacing, nature-loving, city-loving, blues-loving, blues-having, dancin', cookin',day-seizing, sleepin-in, naughty, nice girl.

Or something like that.