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22 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name rhymes with shmellen. 8P I'm not here to find "someone to make me happy" I'm here to find someone to add to my happiness. I'm an English major and I rather enjoy intellectual discourse. I'm kind of shy at first, but I tend to open up with time and a little oxygen (like I'm some sort of wine?). Definitely looking for friends at the very least, maybe it'll turn into something more in time. Every day I grow ever fonder of the natural world. I'm on a never-ending quest to become a more well-adjusted human being. Honestly, attempting to put myself in a nutshell is probably the most misguided thing I've done all week... Lol
Don't be afraid to drop me a line, I don't bite... Hard. ;D Afterall, the best way to get to know me is to interact with me!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a student in MA, at a school that I don't terribly enjoy, so I am considering transferring.
I teach archery during my summers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a good friend/nice person.
Writing? (So I am told.)
I'm a decent snowboarder. (I've been told I'm better than I let on.)
Eating/appreciating food and tea.
Being me!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hip length hair (as long as its not tied up), it's so long it makes me look even shorter.
People tell me that I don't look my age?
Or maybe that I'm a little odd, but in a good way.
I'm a lot nicer than people assume me to be at a glance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Addams Family, (Almost) Anything Horror, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Paul, Edward Scissorhands, Pan's Labyrinth, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Django Unchained, Shaun of the Dead, Vampire Hunter D, Beetlejuice, Ted, House of Flying Daggers, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Scary Movie(s), Pink Floyd's The Wall, John Dies at the End, Dead Snow, Nosferatu, Excalibur (1980s version), Corpse Bride, Kill Bill (Vol. 1 + 2), The Big Lebowski!<3, etc.

Music: HIM, Korn, Amon Amarth, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, Ozzy Osbourne, The Cure, Type O Negative, Pink Floyd, Suicide Silence, Lamb of God, Dethklok, Nightwish, Most Things Classical and Medieval, Depeche Mode, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The 69 Eyes, FFDP, Born of Osiris, White Zombie, Blink 182 (before they broke up), Jimmy Eat World, All Shall Perish, Leo Kottke, Rammstein, David Bowie, Voltaire, Disco/Funk, certain types of Electronic, god I could go on forever....

Books: East of the Sun West of the Moon (if you haven't heard of it, your childhood must've sucked), A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Danish play (Macbeth), Hamlet, Planet Janet, The Monk, Rebecca, Frankenstein: The Modern Prometheus, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Lady Windermere's Fan, Stargirl (and the sequel), Vampire Diaries, Vampire Kisses, etc.

Television: Robot Chicken, The Tudors, Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, Venture Brothers, Moral Orel, Metalocalypse, The Addams Family (both cartoon and live action shows), Family Guy, American Dad, The Twilight Zone, Beetlejuice (cartoon), Mad Men, Mary Schelley's Frankenhole, Aaahh!! Real Monsters, Futurama, Super Jail, Warrior Princess Xena, Beavis and Butthead, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Arrested Development, Squidbillies, Aeon Flux <3 (the original cartoon series), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Borgia, Rick and Morty, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A hair brush (for a somewhat obvious reason...)
Music (how very generic of me!)
Water (duh.)
Good company/conversation
Intellectual stimulation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The folly of man.
The injustice of much of the human condition.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being 420 friendly.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd get along well.
You like animals/nature in all her majesty.
You're not a Hereronormative Mysogynist
You're still interested by the time you get here.

No closed-minded ass-hats or narcissistic douche-bags, please!