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23 Beverly, MA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:47pm
Bisexual, Pansexual
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name rhymes with Schmellen, and I'm kinda strange. ;P

I'm not here to find "someone to make me happy," I'm here to find someone to add to my happiness - someone I can be my spooky self with!

Open to new friends!

I can be kind of shy at first, but I tend to open up with time.

I'm always open to making new friends!

I'm on a never-ending quest to become a more well-adjusted human being.

I rather enjoy poetry. (Both writing and reading.)

I tend to like extremely absurd and off-color things.

I have a busy mind.

3/4 of my wardrobe is black.

Don't be afraid to drop me a line, I don't bite... Hard. ;D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an English major at a school that is - most certainly - far from being my favorite place.
Also working a retail job, at which I am - strangely enough - quite happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a decent human being.
I'm a decent snowboarder. (I've been told I'm better than I let on.)
Eating/appreciating foods.
Being odd! I'm really good at that one!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm missing about a foot of the hair I have in my pics. (I finally donated, and yes; it's still long.)
People tell me that I don't look my age?
Or maybe that I'm a little odd, but in a good way. ;)
I'm a lot nicer than people would assume me to be at a glance; I've been told on more than one occasion, "at first I thought you were going to be an asshole, but then I got to know you..." I think it's the wardrobe that does it; plays into society's common misconceptions about people that dress the way I do... I look like a Disney villain! XD
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Addams Family, (Almost) Anything Horror, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Paul, Edward Scissorhands, Pan's Labyrinth, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Django Unchained, Shaun of the Dead, Vampire Hunter D, Beetlejuice, Ted, House of Flying Daggers, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Scary Movie(s), Pink Floyd's The Wall, John Dies at the End, Dead Snow, Nosferatu, Excalibur (1980s version), Corpse Bride, Kill Bill (Vol. 1 + 2), The Big Lebowski!<3, etc.

Music: HIM, Korn, Amon Amarth, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, Ozzy Osbourne, The Cure, Type O Negative, Pink Floyd, Suicide Silence, Lamb of God, Dethklok, Nightwish, Most Things Classical and Medieval, Depeche Mode, Puscifer, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, The 69 Eyes, FFDP, Born of Osiris, White Zombie, Blink 182 (before they broke up), Jimmy Eat World, All Shall Perish, Leo Kottke, Rammstein, David Bowie, Voltaire, Smashing Pumpkins, Cradle of Filth, Disco/Funk, certain types of Electronic, tons of 80s music, god I could go on forever....

Books: East of the Sun West of the Moon (if you haven't heard of it, your childhood must've sucked), A Series of Unfortunate Events, Inkheart, Anything by Poe (cliche I know), The Scottish play (Macbeth), Hamlet, Planet Janet, The Monk, Rebecca, Frankenstein: The Modern Prometheus, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, A Vindication of the Rights of Woman, Stargirl (and the sequel), Vampire Diaries, Vampire Kisses, Artemis Fowl, etc.

Television: Robot Chicken, The Tudors, Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, Rocco's Modern Life, Venture Brothers, Moral Orel, Metalocalypse, The Addams Family (both the cartoon and live action shows), Family Guy, American Dad, The Twilight Zone, Beetlejuice (cartoon), Mad Men, Mary Schelley's Frankenhole, Aaahh!! Real Monsters, Futurama, Super Jail, Warrior Princess Xena, Beavis and Butthead, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Arrested Development, Squidbillies, Aeon Flux <3 (the original cartoon series), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Borgia, Rick and Morty, Dr. Who, Bojack Horseman, Off the Air, King Star King, Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Breaking Bad, South Park, Gargoyles, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Healthy foods.
A hair brush (for a somewhat obvious reason...)
Pen & paper.
Water (duh.)
Intellectual stimulation.
Uhh... Did pen and paper count as two things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The folly of man.
The human condition.
Nature as I'm sitting in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being 420 friendly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never gone camping, but I want to try it?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd get along well.
You like animals/nature in all her majesty.
You're not a heteronormative mysogynist
You're still interested by the time you get here.

No closed-minded ass-hats please!