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30 Petaluma, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 25
White, Other
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a part-time model, full time business person 2nd in charge of a growing start-up. Also an outdoorsy/all-around dirt-loving guy, hiker, beach bonfire starter, surfer, avid treasure hunter, hopeless romantic

I firmly believe true romance may very well be dead, thanks to technological buffers like this dating site and the dying art of real, face to face communication. Don't text me, call me: I dare you.

I also dare you to prove me wrong regarding any of the above statements. I'm open-minded like that.

If you don't like getting dirty (Literally, covered in dirt) and digging up antiques and artifacts from the ground, don't bother messaging me. If you are a fundamentalist Christian or believe that global climate change is a liberal conspiracy and Michelle Bachmann is your hero - go fuck yourself.

I have the shittiest car in the entire world. It is so shitty that people laugh at me when I'm at a red light. I have a shitty car because it makes me laugh - and I love to laugh. I don't care about owning shit. Poor people buy shit, lots of fancy, shiny shit so they don't look poor. I'm not poor (but i'm not rich either so don't expect me to give you a bunch of money)

On a similar note, people with small dicks buy nice cars as well. I do not have a small dick. If you are offended by my use of the word "dick" in my summary, don't bother messaging me.

If you are a genetically superior female and believe in life, love and fun, and are not at all offended by anything I have just said - well then what are you waiting for? -- send me a fucking message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
WORKIN' MY ASS OFF and enjoying myself frequently
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing where treasures are buried and digging them up
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chiseled features.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
kitchen nightmares
extreme cheapskates

a Connecticut yankee in king arthur's court
Pillars of the Earth
The Gutenberg Bible

Grandma's Boy
Groundhog Day

JJ Cale
BB King
Buddy Guy
Stan Getz
Ice Cube
Easy E
George Benson
Joe Pass
The Lonely Island
Herbie Hancock
Stevie Wonder
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A shovel
non-crap food
apple juice
The Ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Antique bottles, sex, digging up antique bottles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
digging for antique bottles
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a special place
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't offended by me but rather, you find yourself uncontrollably attracted to me