In case it hasn't been obvious, I'm not fucking around. I have the shittiest car in the entire world. It is so shitty that people laugh at me when I'm at a red light. I have a shitty car because it makes me laugh - and I love to laugh. I don't care about owning shit. Poor people buy shit, lots of fancy, shiny shit so they don't look poor. I'm not poor (but i'm not rich either so don't expect me to give you a bunch of money)
On a similar note, people with small dicks buy nice cars as well. I do not have a small dick. If you are offended by my use of the word "dick" in my summary, don't bother messaging me.
If you are a genetically superior female and are not at all offended by anything I have just said - well then what are you waiting for? -- send me a fucking message.