Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a part-time model, full time business person 2nd in charge of a
growing start-up. Also an outdoorsy/all-around dirt-loving guy,
hiker, beach bonfire starter, surfer, avid treasure hunter,
I firmly believe true romance may very well be dead, thanks to
technological buffers like this dating site and the dying art of
real, face to face communication. Don't text me, call me: I dare
I also dare you to prove me wrong regarding any of the above
statements. I'm open-minded like that.
If you don't like getting dirty (Literally, covered in dirt) and
digging up antiques and artifacts from the ground, don't bother
messaging me. If you are a fundamentalist Christian or believe that
global climate change is a liberal conspiracy and Michelle Bachmann
is your hero - go fuck yourself.
I have the shittiest car in the entire world. It is so shitty that
people laugh at me when I'm at a red light. I have a shitty car
because it makes me laugh - and I love to laugh. I don't care about
owning shit. Poor people buy shit, lots of fancy, shiny shit so
they don't look poor. I'm not poor (but i'm not rich either so
don't expect me to give you a bunch of money)
On a similar note, people with small dicks buy nice cars as well. I
do not have a small dick. If you are offended by my use of the word
"dick" in my summary, don't bother messaging me.
If you are a genetically superior female and believe in life, love
and fun, and are not at all offended by anything I have just said -
well then what are you waiting for? -- send me a fucking message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
WORKIN' MY ASS OFF and enjoying myself frequently
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing where treasures are buried and digging them up
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a Connecticut yankee in king arthur's court
Pillars of the Earth
The Gutenberg Bible
The Lonely Island
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Antique bottles, sex, digging up antique bottles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
digging for antique bottles
You should message me if
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You aren't offended by me but rather, you find yourself
uncontrollably attracted to me
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