27 Pleasant Hill, CA
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My self-summary
Lets try this again... I ignored this this for a while but what the hell... Hopefully there is an intelligent person out there to talk too or even better someone to enjoy a nice day of two wheels on a back road to some random fuckin destination. I guess this is the part where you try to put yourself in a nut shell so here it goes.. If I had to pick three words I guess they would be "dirty biker trash". Now not the kind of dirty trash as in doesn't shower and smells like a locker room in summer as you sit in a lawn chair drinking beer in front of your trailer kind of dirty trash.. More the grease up too your elbows with torn pants, a wife beater and bandana kind of dirty trash. I find soap and deodorant to be a very important part of everyday life. I just happen to look the part. Now if that little tid bit hasnt sent you running for the hills I'll move on to the important stuff. Im a nice guy in an asshole suit. I can be a bit obnoxious and quiet abrasive at times but not to the level in which you'd think by just looking at me. Ive been called intimidating but I still have no fuckin clue why... I cuss like a fuckin sailor and im sure that doesnt help but once you get to know me Im as laid back and harmless as they get. My life basicly revolves around the wheel. Im a really big gear head and my most prized possessions are my Harley and my 67 Mustang. Nothing puts a smile on my face like an open road and the smell of exhaust as wander twoard the unknown. Unfortunately I can fix just about anything... I say unfortunately because guess who everbody calls when their car breaks down in the middle of the night? Helping a friend in need the first time is rewarding but after the tenth time it starts to get fuckin old. Anyways thats just a bunch of random shit to give you an idea of what youre up against lol. But if youre intelligent and can hold a conversation feel free to message me. If you love cars and motorcycles even better...
What I’m doing with my life
Im a professional finish painter in SF and do alot of mechanic work on the side... Not particularly interesting but its what I do. 
I’m really good at
Making people laugh even when its compleetly inapropriate to do so. Fixing the shit out of just about anything. Driving the shit out of just about anything. Not dying on my motorcycle. Picking the crap out of a six string. Flipping a board around with my feet. Sleeping through earthquakes. Giving massages. Talking to myself. Cooking. Eating mashed potatoes and not being on fire...
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the grease on my hands and jeans, the tattoos and the scruffyness but they only mention my height and my blue eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Outsiders, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and any thing by H.G. Wells

Movies: Yellowbeard, Snatch, Zombieland, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Gangs of New York, Blow, Dale and Tucker vs. Evil, God bless America, Dazed and Confused, Gone in 60 Seconds

Shows: Top Gear UK, Nitro Circus, Deadwood, Pen & Teller's Bullshit, Reaper, Dukes of Hazard, Suits, Vikings, Prison break, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Lie to Me, My Name Is Earl, Lost, The A Team, Bevis and Butthead, Daria and anything on the History Channel

Music: Mostly metal \m/, but I like a lot of grunge, rock, classic rock and a little of everything else too. In Flames, Trivium, EkoTren, Tool, Shadows Fall, Throwdown, All That Remains, Bullet For My Valentine, Diecast, Machine Head, Lamb Of God, Fear Factory, Sevendust, Megadeth, Slayer, Pantera, Motorhead, Old Metallica, Mudvayne, Rage Against The Machine, Rise Against, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Soungarden, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Candle Box, Everlast, Silverchair, Audioslave, A Perfect Circle, Incubus, Bush, Sublime, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Credence Clearwater Revival, George Thorogood, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Steve Miller, Joe Walsh, Jimi Hendrix, James Taylor, Bob Marley, Ottis Redding, Hopsin Tech N9ne, Mac Dre, Andre Nikatina, KMK. That's just the stuff off the top of my head but the list goes on and on.....

Food: Tacos!
The six things I could never do without
Cold Rockstar's
My Harley
My Mustang
Clean Socks!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Building contraptions, modifying motorcycles and cars, drowning stupid people and driving off into the sunset.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staring at my cast and thinking about riding my Harley to some far off and undetermined destination...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I joined a dating site.
You should message me if
yOu dOnt Type LyKe tHi$
Don't think your the coolest thing sense dried organic tofu
Have a good sense of humor
Are NOT afraid of motorcycles
Have a fuckin brain and know how to use it
Enjoy the stupid things in life
Like fast cars
Think cows are delicious
You weigh less then me. Sorry but i gotta be honest. If I cant pick you up put you on the back of my trusty steed then I cant be your knight in leather and denim armor...