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Baylisascaris

33 Oak View, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 1
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm polyamorous and homoflexible. In an open relationship. I'm heavily involved in the local kink community. Pm me if you want a link to my fetlife profile. There's tons of photos and info there.

I don't currently have time for another relationship right now, but that may change, so I'm not specifically looking, but if it happens, it happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life is full of things I love. I love my jobs and my partner and my hobbies and my friends. I'm a huge introvert, so being social is a low priority, but I somehow get tricked into it quite often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, math, teaching, figuring things out, fixing things, regurgitating useless facts, using my hands, cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short and goth with long hair and I have what I call "TMI tourettes." I tend to be overly open about a lot of things, especially sex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/movies/shows: anything with vampires. Food: Asian food (Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese, Indian, Thai, etc.) anything homemade from scratch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
20 gauge AWG galvanized steel wire.
Tea.
My kindle.
Math.
Internet.
The look a girl gets in her eyes when she's extremely turned on and overwhelmed with sensations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Animal behavior and how things are made.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a local kink event, doing art, building something, reading, or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will totally judge you based on your zombie apocalypse survival plan.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a cis male sending mass creepy messages to as many uninterested girls as possible. I love creepy messages! I haven't gotten a single creepy message yet from OKC. :( I have to use collarme for that.