I am verbose, idealistic, and sensitive.
My Self-Summary
I smoke and I drink and I swear and I know how to hold my pinkie
when drinking rose
champagne from crystal goblets.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to keep up. Slouching in the vague direction of oblivion.
Thinking of something new every day and continually revisiting old
mental stomping-grounds. I wrangle strippers and sell expensive
nothings and chase a dream of gritty midnight
glamor. This is not fanciful, it's
about as accurate as I can get.
I’m really good at
Mitigating conflict.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair is very very very red. Unnaturally so. This is intentional.
Also, I have huge boobs which are covered in
tattoos. It's a tossup, really.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
Le Petit Prince, On the Beach, The complete works of Frost, and
Valencia.
Movies:
The Princess Bride, Cocktail, Paris Je T'Aime, Love Valour
Compassion, Top Gun, and Office Space.
Music:
Pachelbel, The Doors, Jethro Tull, Mickey Avalon, Ani Difranco,
Everclear and Beethoven.
Food:
Indian, Italian, and Creole. Vegetables only.
The six things I could never do without
Lipgloss, Sunscreen, my Blackberry, a Camera, Facebook, a
Moleskine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Makeup. But I'm not
shallow, I actually want to be a makeup artist professionally.
Biology, because I think it's interesting. The ocean, because I
don't see it enough. Alcohol, because I am a
bartender and live in New Orleans and
it's part of the culture. Also because I'm kindof a lush.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work. Cleaning ashtrays and negotiating with
strippers. Doing backdrafts with
good customers and figuring out ways to kindly dismiss the bad
ones. Carrying drunk girls while dressed in a ball gown skirt and
corset.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm willing to admit pretty much anything to someone who wants to
ask the right question. What is private? Really, I work in an
industry with no
personal boundaries. The
things I think are private are rarely the same as others. My dress
size is much less common knowledge than my chest measurements.
You should message me if
You're a little bit wreckless, but social faux pas make you gag.
You've ever described someone as a sea-hag wench from the depths of
hell. You have a favorite
dinosaur.