Ciao, baby! How to boil yourself down to a soundbite. I'm a work-in-progress. I am a bad boy with a good soul. I believe in peace and playing fair. I am almost always having fun, but I do have my emo moments. I sometimes sew beautiful things by hand. I have also been known to make jewelry. My hands are soft but not always gentle. I have had one short play produced. I love libraries (and I have a special fondness for women who tend them) and underneath this awesome hair, there is a brain! At least the right side is pretty heavy. I keep ending up in left-brain jobs and that's been making me cranky. I'm an INFP. I am 50% Italian and most of that is Sicilian. Yes, I have a vindictive side. I don't like televisions, and yet I always seem to have one of the damn things, somehow. I think America has been on a downward spiral since the late 1800's. I should like to live in Europe (or build a time machine and go back to 1850). I can build computers, with a few expletives. I believe I can do anything (with greater or fewer expletives). I once moved 2000 miles across the country without even visiting first, and I would do it again. I have done something else amazing, but I'd have to get to know you before I tell you about that. I believe in Fate and Destiny, but I also believe that Free Will can throw a monkeywrench in there sometimes. I am extremely spiritual with leanings toward Buddhism. I even sort of resemble the guy XD I believe everyone should find their own path, and I have no desire to convert people or to be converted.

Enjoying the path without rushing toward the ending, evolving. And blogging. I have recently become ordained with the Universal Life Church Monastery, and I possess a valid minister's license in the State of Ohio. That means I can marry hetero couples by the authority of the state, and gay couples under the authority of God/the Universe.

Sticking My Foot in my Mouth. Now, the question is: How can I turn this skill into cold, hard cash?

My insane laughter, my crazy hair, and my sexy fu manchu. Yes, I might be an acquired taste.

The Catcher in the Rye, Sliding Doors, The Cure, Raw Tuna (I'm not gonna make a joke about it!)

Should I answer this practically or whimsically?

Tantric Sex; Philosophy; What it means to be human; What to write in my blog; If I should really write all the nutty things I'm thinking down or pretend to be normal; If I should join the clergy or hold onto the belief that there is a girl for me out there somewhere; And if there is, how I hope she is a super-awesome down-to-earth kinda girl because, let's face it, I'm something of a space-case; How to make more money so I can adopt more kids; Whether or not I should stop thinking so much.

... They say many are called, but few get off the couch. I am attempting to get off the couch.

that if you were my wife, I would make slow passionate ecstatic sweet love to you for an hour or two a couple times a week, and the rest of the time we spent together I would make love to you in many other ways that do not involve taking off our clothes, while we would of course remain autonomous beings capable of doing our own thing and we wouldn't always agree on everything but we would strive to be kind to each other, our children, family, friends, neighbors and pets.

Also, I use a lot of conditioner.

you are an awesome and interesting person, of any RACE COLOR GENDER PERSUASION EXCEPT MAYBE REPUBLICAN-- I will be glad to make your acquaintance. I am always looking for more awesome friends but I am celibate and I do not "date" as other people do. Please don't bother writing me if you are not awesome! (lmao) But if you are clearly awesome, please contact me and maybe we can have tea or coffee. Especially if you are within a 200-mile radius of Columbus, Ohio.

Also I should mention that my OK Cupid mailbox has been full for like, a year-- and it is now clear if you actually do want to send a message!!

Everyone is welcome to try my new super awesome Spankability Test because inquiring minds want to know. I am Basilio_Italo on MySpace and if you'd like, you can read my blog there where I spill my guts in sometimes messy and sometimes meaningful ways.

I am not on OK Cupid all that much, if you wanna be friends, your best bet is to send me a message on here and be patient or to send me a message on Myspace.