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31 San Diego, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Hello, my name is Apollo. I am a 2 and a half year old French Bulldog. I like to go to beach or the park! I have a green racquetball that is my prized possession, I never go anywhere without it and I can always find it in my house!! Unfortunately it rolls under the couch at times and I have to yell at it "I don't have thumbs and little T-rex arms! I can't reach you!!" Until some giant comes and gets the ball for me.

So the reason that I'm on here is because I want to find a b***... To impregnate... So I can have little bat-eared puppies!!! So if you're a pretty little Frenchie or know a pretty puppy, I'd love to meet her!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My green racquetball
2) Treats!!
3) Dog Beach
4) My green racquetball
5) My best friend Oscar
6) Can you tell I love my green racquetball?!?!?!?!

Oh and I guess I'll add this random giant that keeps feeding me! But he kinda creeps me out because he follows me everywhere I go! I may have a stalker....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many trees there are in the world... And why I haven't peed on all of them!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sleeping, playing with my best friend (he's another Frenchie, but he is pocket sized!), or outside pooping. I lead a rough life...
You should message me if
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You're a cute Frenchie or you know a cute Frenchie that wants to take a long walk on the beach with me before we make a little puppy!!! ;)