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33 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm fun, wanna do some fun?
I love music, entertaining, photography, comedy, conversation, comics, sports, nature, graffiti, nerdy things and breathing. I enjoy a drink and a smoke sometimes. I feel like I have the sort of personality that can make things very interesting. I'm witty as hell and handsome as sin. oh and modest and kinda shy. I can and will make you laugh, maybe even chuckle. We shall see.
The idea of knowing if you'll have a good time with someone based on this sort of profile is strange to me, I've had tons of friends that have had all kinds of different tastes and views and we always got along famously. That said, I guess you want to make sure I'm not a total ass so I'll fill this out honestly and you can judge away.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make it better. I just got back to the area. So I wanna meet some new people. I'm a designer.
I’m really good at
jokes, cooking I think, photoshop, listening, abstraction, explaining things, sleeping, hugs, I can sorta juggle and more...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comics are books, A Confederacy of Dunces, American Psycho, Letters of Vincent van Gogh, Preacher series, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Marvel Civil War, Transmetropolitan, Song of Ice and Fire, the Hobbit and the rest, Catcher in the Rye, Life of Pi, Dragon Tattoo series, anything swartzwelder, bukowski, joan didion, kafka, Hunter S., idiots guides, all the beat guys, Lies my Teacher Told Me, Ishmael, Bartletts many more.

Simpsons, Futurama, Boondocks, Old Spiderman, Game of Thrones, Archer, Trailer Park Boys, Trueblood, Mr. Show, the State, Behind the Music, some SNL, Wilfred, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Baseball, Parks and Rec, Office american and brit, The Ricky Gervais Show, Lifes Too Short, An Idiot Abroad, Extras, Todd Margret, Ancient Aliens, Breaking Bad, Bones, 30 Rock, MadMen, Bob Ross, Conan, FireFly, Star Trek and NG, Red Dwarf,

I'm going to forgo MOVIES and MUSIC for a bit because the lists will be quite long. Feel free to check back later I will get around to it or maybe it will just give us something to talk about.

Comedians- Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedburg, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Dave Attell, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Red Foxx, Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, Bernie Mac, Cedric the Entertainer so many more.

Baked Goods are my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
oxygen(element not tv network)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ways to have fun
where to move that's not ever cold
winning at life
On a typical Friday night I am
Since I got here siting around maybe drawing, reading, some video games how about watching netflix, thats fun
sometimes I like going out to a karaoke or to some buddies bands show or beer . I may feel like hanging out on some roof cracking wise with a few folks. BBQs are great any night. I've been known to set a fire and make some smores also boardgames.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have a rich full beard and travel with a circus.
you read good and want help me read better.
you would like a response.
your mobile device is bedazzled or you wish it was.
you are bored and like funny guys.
you thought about it for a second and couldn't think of anything clever to say so now your not gonna.