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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 18
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, Other
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I initially created this profile in jest. I can't bring myself to change change it to something serious. Don't take what you read at face value.

I'm awesome, I like music and girls and sports and partying and tv.

I'm sort of tall, with hair, and wear T-shirts sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like the cliche "work hard, play hard". Anyone that has seen me on a weekend must think I work well over 40 hours/week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1 making lists
2 Lying About My Achievements,
3 Writing My Memoirs
4 Finding Trendy Things to Associate Myself With and Therefore Be Unique and Cool
5 Pretending To Be A Musician
6 Stealing Money From Charities,
7 Putting accents in places where they don't belong
8 Stealing Witticisms and Ideas from my Peers
9 Talking About places I've never been
10 Trolling people on the Internet
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been described as irresistable to either sex, which I agree with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dave Matthews Band, Dashboard Confessional, O.A.R., Cher, Bjork, ABBA, 'Til Tuesday, Cradle Of Filth, Cannibal Corpse, Pantera, Avril Levigne, Elastica, Fountains of Wayne, Grateful Dead, System Of A Down, White Lion, The Rookie, Garden State, Life As A House, Divine Secrets Of The Ya Ya Sisterhood, Steel Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, Lost In Translation, The Crying Game, Boys Don't Cry, Total Eclipse, Philadelphia, Lady And The Tramp, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Walking With Dinosaurs, Franny and Zooey, Cat's Cradle, Pride and Prejudice, Icarean Heights, Brothers Karamazov, The Da Vinci Code, The Doors Of Perception, and How To Earn $14 The Hard Way
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 my journal
2 headphones
3 toothbrush
4 my dog
5 a hoodie
6 my twin brother (I don't really have a twin, but I blame all my stupid actions on the guy who looks just like me.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Updating my MySpace page.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

I'm also bi-lingual... If you consider Pig Latin to be a language.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can explain why people think its ok to post pictures they take of themselves in a public restroom. 1. Find a friend to help you with your photography needs and 2. Look and feel your best when you aren't standing next to a toilet.