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25 Vallejo, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 24, 2014
Pacific Islander, White
Seeing Someone
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really just trying to figure out the best way to go about existing. I'd like to find somebody, and so here I am.

I'm in a polygamous, necrophiliac relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school. Bachelor's in a year. Master's after that. Doctorate? Who knows. I'm planning on getting into some kind of clinical psychology.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uh... my social awkwardness and my pretty brown eyes? I really don't know haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Stephen King. I read mostly fiction/fantasy type stuff. Over this summer I've read 11/22/63, American Psycho, and the first 50 issues of the Walking Dead comics.

Movies: Let the Right One In, Wristcutters: A Love Story, The Dark Knight movies, lot's of horror movies.

T.V. Shows: Lost, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, etc.

Music: Lots and lots of lots of music. Everything from Portishead to Adele to Radiohead to As Tall As Lions to Eminem.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar, my iPod, my dog, internet access, chicken katsu, and... oxygen?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yes, but how does that make you feel?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making sweet, sweet love in Afro wonderland.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I write raps in the shower.
I have a whale shaped birthmark on the inside of my right elbow.
I think "How are you?" is a really interesting question, but no one ever gives it an honest answer.

I don't think this profile accurately portrays who I am.
You should message me if
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I strike your fancy. Oh ho.