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Be_Grasshopper

27 / F / Straight / Single

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:16am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
—
Job
Other
Income
—
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love. I laugh. I learn. I live.

I try to be kind, and enjoy smiling at strangers.

I am an ambivert. Being with other people is great, but there is a lot to be said about solitude.

When approached with a problem I am direct, reasonable, and blunt.

Sick, crass, dark, dry, dead pan, a cascade of weirdness are just a few adjectives people have used to describe my sense of humor.

I want a dog.
What I’m doing with my life
I am always working on what makes me happy, and taking risks. Vague, I know, but the task isn't important. The life experience is.
I’m really good at
I am really good at being weird and awkward. I have been told that it can be endearing, so there is that.

I cook a mean cricket tamale.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a female human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read everything. My favorites are well written, long, and don't leave me wanting...unless in a series. I love me a graphic novel too.

Movies, yes please to most.

Music, all the good stuff.

TV, I like me some books better.

Food, anything that doesn't require me to do the dishes.
The six things I could never do without
sleep
movies
books
Interwebs
my loved ones
a sharp knife :)

Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about food, environmental issues, free markets, open-source technology, world politics....and the Spanish Inquisition.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There really is a body in my closet.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You should message me if you feel the urge or need to do so. I have little influence on your behavior, but I would be more than happy to hear from you.