I try to be kind, and enjoy smiling at strangers.
I am an ambivert. Being with other people is great, but there is a lot to be said about solitude.
When approached with a problem I am direct, reasonable, and blunt.
Sick, crass, dark, dry, dead pan, a cascade of weirdness are just a few adjectives people have used to describe my sense of humor.
I want a dog.