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26 M Phoenix, AZ

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Last Online
Today – 4:04pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Christopher. Or, Chris if you prefer. Or, if you catch me at the right time, you could probably even call me Krystal. But you probably shouldn't. It's rude to call boys a girl's name unless they ask.

All in all, I'm a pretty easy guy to get along with. I'm a pretty huge nerd, in a lot of different ways, I watch a lot of TV, play a lot of games, and read a lot of comics. I could go on for hours. That said, the Walking Dead TV show is terrible, and you should stop watching it. Right now. Please.

I like taking baths. A nice warm bath on a chilly day? Excellent. I'm typing this up from a bath right now. Which implies I'm naked right now. Spicy.

Just got a new job, and am pretty jazzed about it! So there's that. I've been working on getting in better shape. Since turning 24, my metabolism has been kicking me in the dick. I'm doing alright, though.. Most of my pictures are from this year, so don't worry--I'm not getting fat or anything. Gross.

In fact, I'd say I'm already losing some weight! I admittedly don't have a scale or anything, but my jawline is more defined than it's been in awhile--So that feels good. Real good.

Real talk: a lot of people on here are always like "omg i'm so laid back and chill omg". Seriously. Everyone says that. Except me. I'm a bit high strung and have a hard time relaxing? If you would like to help with that, do hit me up.

I am eternally forgetful, geeky, and super awkward.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing too lavish or exciting. Working on a Business degree.

Sort of.

I'm an office manager at an engineering company. I like it.

I like being busy.
I’m really good at
Being a geek.

No, seriously. I'm good at that. It is probably my most in-your-face attribute. You will know how lame I truly am.
The first things people usually notice about me
Gosh, I don't really know? You tell me.

Oh actually I've got one:
I smell amazing. Like all the time.
Pretty much anytime I hang out with people, someone will tell me how incredible I smell.
I have absolutely no idea why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love graphic novels, TV, movies, music, and food! Who doesn't? I sure do!

From your Breaking Bads to your How I Met Your Mothers. Most things in between.

Sort of an animation nut. Like your Avatars, to your Archers, and especially your Venture Brothers. Great show.

And I'm just a big fan of delicious food. I mean, right? What's not to love?

I really try to eat new things, but I have trouble with anything too veggie heavy. That crunchy texture just ruins me.
The six things I could never do without

God this thing's like crack.

The rest? I dunno. Food probably. They tell me that's important...
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking? It's sort of a problem.

But the good kind of problem. The fun kind.

Or, really, just at the bars. I'm a little too poor to be going out as often as I'd like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I think you, yes you, are pretty rad(probably).
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you find me irresistibly hilarious and confusingly charming to the point where you can't keep your hands off me.
You slut.

Or if you're bored. And want to.
Hell, even if you're occupied, and don't want to.
Do it anyway. I dare you.