My name is Christopher. Or, Chris if you prefer. Or, if you catch me at the right time, you could probably even call me Krystal. But you probably shouldn't. It's rude to call boys a girl's name unless they ask.

All in all, I'm a pretty easy guy to get along with. I'm a pretty huge nerd, in a lot of different ways, I watch a lot of TV, play a lot of games, and read a lot of comics. I could go on for hours. That said, the Walking Dead TV show is terrible, and you should stop watching it. Right now. Please.

I like taking baths. A nice warm bath on a chilly day? Excellent. I'm typing this up from a bath right now. Which implies I'm naked right now. Spicy.

Just got a new job. Not super jazzed about it, but money is money. So there's that. I've been working on getting in better shape. Since turning 24, my metabolism has been kicking me in the dick. I'm doing alright, though. Pilates are pretty boss. Most of my pictures are from this year, so don't worry--I'm not getting fat or anything. Gross.

I am certainly bisexual, but am not looking for the company of men currently. Just changed my status on here to avoid so many gay men slapping their boners in my face. It's depressing how many gay men are on this website in comparison to women. Like, can't a bisexual guy be interested in women, too? Please?

I am forgetful, geeky, and super awkward.

Nothing too lavish or exciting. Working on a Business degree.

Sort of.

And now working at a sub shop. Oh excitement.
And now also working at an Italian food resturant.

I like being busy.

Being a geek.

No, seriously. I'm good at that. It is probably my most in-your-face attribute. You will know how lame I truly am.

Gosh, I don't really know? You tell me.

I love graphic novels, TV, movies, music, and food! Who doesn't? I sure do!

From your Breaking Bads to your How I Met Your Mothers. Most things in between.

Sort of an animation nut. Like you Avatars, to your Archers, and especially your Venture Brothers. Great show.

And I'm just a big fan of delicious food. I mean, right? What's not to love.

Internet.

God this thing's like crack.

The rest? I dunno. Food probably. They tell me that's important...

What to do next?

Drinking? It's sort of a problem.

But the good kind of problem. The fun kind.

Or, really, just at the bars. I'm a little too poor to be going out as often as I'd like.

That I think you, yes you, are pretty rad(probably).

You are a woman. Oh, ESPECIALLY with short hair. I'm sorta burnt out on guys for now.

UPDATE: Okay so it seems the best way to meet new men is to say "I don't want to meet men." Because WHOA flood of messages saying "Gee I know you're not looking for a guy right now, but I'm totally different!" I'm sorry guys, but no. Stop it. Bad. BAD BOYS. This is the part where I hit you with newspaper.

And not in the sexy way.

If there is such a thing.