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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:48am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a kraken from the sea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just finished up with school, so eventually I'm looking to get my Ph.D. and go into research and teaching at a university level. In the meantime I'm floating around, doing other work around Boston.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I was the Tetris Champion of Pennsylvania three years running. Not Really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes my hair goes to John Green levels of poof, so this is a possibility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is really freaking hard, and I don't want to make you wade through a gigantic list, so here it goes.

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Ocean at the End of the Lane, The Millennium Series (Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and its sequels), Slaughterhouse Five, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Calvin and Hobbes, Joss Whedon's run of Astonishing X-Men, and the Harry Potter series (but everybody likes this, who am I kidding?)

Currently reading A Clash of Kings.

Movies: The Blues Brothers, Howl's Moving Castle, Troll Hunter, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Across the Universe, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Star Wars, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Submarine, Amélie, everything directed by Wes Anderson ever

TV: M*A*S*H, Firefly, Better Off Ted, Pushing Daisies, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Metalocalypse

Music: The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, The Antlers, Bon Iver, Caravan Palace, St. Vincent, Regina Spektor, The Shins, Hey Rosetta!, Beirut, Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, Foxing, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Days N' Daze, Listener, my boi Wolfgang Amadé Mozart, etc. etc. etc.

Food: I'll eat most anything. I tried going vegetarian and failed pretty hard, so yeah. Anything seafood is great.

This may or may not still qualify as a gigantic list, anyways. idk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
--My camera
--My laptop with internet access
--Sleep, or at least enough coffee to make up for the constant lack thereof
--My super comfortable desk chair
--My glasses
--Warm socks
--Lists that exceed six items
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When the guys from Daft Punk choose to retire, they could pass on the mantle to another pair of musicians, because nobody knows what they look like. It could be like Batman, where others just continue to work after the original is through. Daft Punk never has to end. NEVER.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe playing Mariokart (Double Dash 4 lyfe). Maybe smoking wheat. Probably sleeping like a loser. I don't know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really love stage make-up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re a fan of museums. have the ability to keep a conversation running. got that something. I think you'll understand. When I say that something, I wanna hold your hand. think "chilling" is a specific kind of hanging out and want to chill. Like, with me.

Seriously, just send me a message. This profile is super long and I'm sure you can find something to talk or ask about. Hell, if nothing else, send me a picture of a kitten or a dog if you can't and I'll try to find something we can talk about.