My brothers said 25 years ago: Pain in the butt. Don't tell her anything
20 years ago: Pain in the butt. Don't listen to her.
15 year ago: Pain in the butt. We'll kill you if you talk to her.
5 Years ago: Pain in the butt. She's never around when you need her.
Now: Well at least she calls us every Sunday. And don't let her talk about her shoe collection or her dog, then she's a pain in the butt.
Some things never change.
I'm doing the whole "I'm not really looking , but looking thing right now."
Me: well it goes like this. I do have a really cool shoe collection only third to my music collection and my over stuffed book cases. I like to read. I love to write. I'm working on two books and I just started a Bachelor of Arts in English program. I am a no non-sense person and I'm not afraid to call shenanigans or bull shit or anything else for that matter.
I do like to do things outside my norm, I tried Kayaking and paddle boarding, mostly things that involve the beach. Let's face it. I'm from Boston and our beach is only open for a very limited amount of time. I also like going to baseball games. I add words to Sweet Caroline like every good Red Sox fan.
I'm an excellent cook, though not very good with fish. I like to make clothes. Times are hard so any money saving skill I can pick up makes me happy.
I also have an awesomely stupid dog named Chewbacca. He's a Lhasa Apso, and for such a little dog he's a bit of a handful. I also have two cats, Boba and Jango Fett, they came from the same litter which is cool. The cats keep the dog busy so I can write, study, sew or cook. It's a good set up.
Like most people I like to laugh, my humor is a little on the dark side and most of my jokes will offend some demographic, so if you are easily offended, just back away now.
I have a high/low expectation of people and will admit that I get let down easily, so if you just feel like being a dick, insincere, or outright lie to me, I'll probably cuss you out. It is a fact, and you have been warned. And if for some reason I don't get the warm and fuzzies, I'll probably tell you that too and we'll happily go our separate ways.
If you're still reading this, by golly you're either highly entertained or you think I'm crazy. I'm okay with this. Really I am.
That should cover some things about me. Oh and I love sweet wines.