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BearATTK

23 Glendale, AZ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:56am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"Do you know who I am? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS!"

I watch too much television, perpetually awkward, I tend to mouth off when ignorance runs rampant, the heat makes me sleepy & the cold makes me cuddly, you might get touched. Addicted to: reading, sleeping & ingesting unhealthy amounts of sugar,nosey like you wouldn't believe, I tend to point out the worst in people but it can only get better from there.

I'm a huge comedy fan (at one point I actually wanted to move to Seattle to start my career in stand-up comedy; long story short I'm not funny enough but I'm alright with that) so I watch a ton of comedy central.

Also in case you were wondering, I am of mixed race. I'm a nice blend of German/Polish/African-American
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My father has cancer which blows in a major way so that sucks the fun out of things. Currently I'm just living day by day, working, and waiting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at hiding my crazy cat lady tendencies. Though now that I've mentioned it the cats out of the bag (haha see how punny I am? >w< ))
Lets just say I'm not good at anything productive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The odd stuff I say, I pretty much blend in but then I say that odd ball ear catching phrase that makes someones head swivel in my direction. Queue awkward stare
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."

"Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing."

--All of the above quotes are from Oscar Wilde ♥

My favorite books:
Death A Life
The Loving Dead
Breathers: A zombie's lamet
Plague of the Dead Trilogy by Z.A. Recht
The Hunger Games Trilogy
In the House of the Scorpion
A song of Ice and Fire series
Anything written by Scott Westerfeld

As for movies I love LOVE love 28 Days Later & 28 Weeks Later. I'm a creep for Danny Boyle!
Shaun of the Dead
Promethus
Zombieland
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Stardust
Cloverfield
Fight Club
Pan's Labyrinth
Whip It
For a Good Time Call..

I'm really picky about food, I'm not a fan of veggies but recently I've found myself addicted to crepes

As far as music goes I listen mostly to Alternative Rock/Indie bands like:
Anberlin
Passion Pit
Band of Horses
Dragonette
Discovery
Death Cab for Cutie
Seawolf
The Wombats
The Academy is...
The Cranberries
Florence + The Machine
30 STM
Adele
Bon Iver
Black Kids
Chromeo
NIVA
Neon Indian
Starfucker
Lights
Ellie Gouding

Web Comics:
A Softer World (LOVELOVELOVE)
Three Panel Soul
Dinosaur Comics
VG Cats
Menage a 3
Loading Artist (when he updates >_>)

TV Shows:
Star Trek: TNG (If you like DS9 Please leave this planet)
American Horror Story
Battlestar Galactia
Archer
Wilfred
Mythbusters
Weeds
Big Bang Theory
Viral Video Film School
Community
Futurama [Pre Series Reboot]
Ugly Americans
Misadventures of Flapjack
Dragon Ball
High School of the Dead
Last Exile
Nurse Jackie
TrueBlood
Dr.Who
Lie to me (Korean Drama)
No Game No Life
Orange is the new black
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Phone
-H20
-Fruit
-Internet
-Chapstick
-Books, I suppose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it happy hour at taco bell? Is taco bell open? What should I get at taco bell?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Skype with my boyfriend, pestering my friends into going to taco bell before drunk laser tag, building my cardboard submarine, I do a lot of random stuff once im off work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Two things:

-I'm madly in love with TheRadBrad (Brad Colburn) from youtube

-I hate being around a metric shit ton of people. Its exhausting.
You should message me if
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You're willing to give me your left testicle.

You want to knock back a few drinks and play wii, I don't want to marry or have sex with you so might as well have a few drinks and get overly competitive about nintendo games.

You're not a total creep, seriously I've met quite a few. But if your fun to talk to, like any of the same things as myself, or just feel like chatting for a few hours feel free to send me a message

Possible topics of conversation include:
- Aliens, Cyborgs, or Zombies? {don't ask what for just pick}
- Which would you rather fight: Kakarot, a T-600 Terminator, or a Decepticon?
- Random list of your odd quirks
-Which would you rather face: Zombie Apocalypse (Dawn of the Dead style circa 2004) or Necromorph Epidemic (Dead Space)?

DO NOT MESSAGE ME:
-"Hey your cute here's my number 555-5555" {1}
- "Hey cutie why are you single" {2}
{1} Because I wont text you if I haven't talked with you for at least a week.
{2} Why does anyone really know why their single? It's not like I hand out a questionaire at the end of every date and calculate my faults, besides the question sounds cheesy.

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