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22 F Albany, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jun 26
4′ 9″ (1.45m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
my name is emily. I like alcohol and anime and no I don't want to have sex with you.
i'm an intersectional feminist who doesn't shave her armpits and doesn't care what you think about that.
i tend to love people a lot but i do not tolerate racism, sexism, homophobia, trans*phobia, ablism, etc. of any kind!

here is a list of things that i absolutely love doing and you should hit me up if you enjoy these activies as well so that we can do them together:
-art (specifically sculpting, crocheting, sewing, or any kind of crafting)
drinking. let's do shots. all the shots.
-shopping (specifically thrifting, antiquing, and dollar store shopping. i very rarely buy stuff that isn't thrifted or otherwise really ridiculously cheap)
-just going places (i'm the spontanious type. take me anywhere!)
-going to arcades (i dare you to challenge me at skii ball. and tetris)
-smelling candles (let's be real, it's damn near impossible to walk by candles in a store and not feel an urge to smell them. i honestly enjoy going out to go to yankee candle or something to sniff every candle in the store. i just hope the employees don't hate that)

my tumblr:
you can check out my lookbook to see the kind of shit that i wearrrr

420 friendly!
What I’m doing with my life
working at H&M and being a slave to some of the most shitty customers on the planet.
thinking sexually about matoi ryuuko
i cook things sew things, paint things, crochet things, and sculpt things.
charlie (the boyf!) and i have "board game night" every weekend. we round up a couple of friends and play some board games, eat delicious food, possibly watch a movie and have a few drinks.
I’m really good at
cooking, art (sculpting etc) crocheting and sewing, speaking japanese, sounding literally exaclty like tomoko from watamote
The first things people usually notice about me
idk men message me all the time here so fucking livid that i'm not single so i guess i'm pretty hot? or all men on okcupid are scum? both?
defs my hair/clothes
whatever cool thing charlie and i are doing atm
i'm 4foot11 and really skinny so i look like a 12 year old with a bullring through her nose
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music: ben folds/ben folds five (i'm a die hard fan), morning musume (i'm a hopeless wota), judy and mary, yuki, buono!, the doors, clammbon, kokia, gollbetty, plus-tech squeeze box, w (daburuyuu), regina spector, otsuka ai, s/mileage, mini moni, matsuura aya
food: i really love hamburgers i am literally obsessed do not get me started ok. also anything with a shit ton of acidity does it for me. i fucking love banana peppers and extra pickles on my burgs.
shows: watamote, kill la kill, orange is the new black, angelic layer, madoka magica, my otome, roseanne, king of the hill, arrested development, south park, tim and eric, etc etc
The six things I could never do without
family, bf, hamburgers, internet, matoi ryuuko, tomoko kuroki
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sitting on a throne wearing a fur coat and a grill made out of tin foil with bitches to my left, bitches to my right, you know how we do

and i think in japanese a lot

oh and tomoko kuroki I KNOW, I DON'T GET WHY I LOVE HER SO MUCH EITHER BUT I DO SHE'S MY WAIFU FUCK also matoi ryuuko if i could have a threesome with tomoko and ryuuko i could die happy BUT THEY ARE CARTOONS??? OMG MY LIFE IS SHIT
On a typical Friday night I am
usually cooking and/or hanging out with my friends and sister. or hosting board game night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a massive collection of dirty tomoko kuroki fanart and if something happened to my computer, it would be the first thing i'd be upset about.
when i'm alone i put on a morning musume (look them up) concert and hold a use a pen as a glowstick and pretend i'm there.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
(don't try to start a conversation with small talk)
-thing we could get along omg that is the most generic thing anyone could put here ok bye