my name is emily. no i don't want to have sex with you.

i'm here because i want friends. i live with and really love my boyfriend charlie and if you want to be my friend you will be his friend too c: i have plenty of friends, but none of them (besides my sister) enjoy the activities which i enjoy, so i'm hoping to meet people that do.
i'm a feminist. i know a lot of people (mostly men on this site) are afraid of feminism so i hope stating it filters them out. i get a lot of angry messages from neckbeard man-children on here, whining to me about feminism, and i think it's both hilarious and ironic that a man would be so thirsty for female attention that he would go out of his way to put her and her ideals about her gender down. so go ahead, amuse me ;)
i hate religion and i think that without the belief of a god, everyone would be a much better, sufficient, person.
i love people a lot but i'm human and there are things that i find hard to tolerate. ie people who think charlie the unicorn is funny.

here is a list of things that i absolutely love doing and you should hit a niggie up if you enjoy these activies as well so that we can do them together:
-hiking/camping
-art (specifically sculpting, crocheting, sewing, or any kind of crafting)
-cooking
-shopping (specifically thrifting, antiquing, and dollar store shopping. i very rarely buy stuff that isn't thrifted or otherwise really ridiculously cheap)
-just going places (i'm the spontanious type. take me anywhere!)
-going to arcades (i dare you to challenge me at skii ball. and tetris)
-smelling candles (let's be real, it's damn near impossible to walk by candles in a store and not feel an urge to smell them. i honestly enjoy going out to go to yankee candle or something to sniff every candle in the store. i just hope the employees don't hate that)

check out banner michael! chiakifoil.tumblr.com
you can check out my lookbook to see the kind of shit that i wearrrr http://lookbook.nu/user/222073-Emily-K

420 friendly, but i can't tolerate the pothead type.

i cook things sew things, paint things, crochet things, and sculpt things.
charlie and i have "board game night" every weekend. we round up a couple of friends and play some board games, eat delicious food, possibly watch a movie and have a few drinks.

TETRIS OMFG I AM SO GOOD AT TETRIS
cooking, art (sculpting etc) crocheting and sewing, being tarded, speaking japanese

idk men message me all the time here so fucking livid that i'm not single so i guess i'm pretty hot? or all men on okcupid are scum? both?
defs my hair/clothes
whatever tarded/cool thing charlie and i are doing atm
i'm 4foot11 and really skinny so i look like a 12 year old with a bullring through her nose

music: ben folds/ben folds five (i'm a die hard fan), morning musume (i'm a hopeless wota), judy and mary, yuki, buono!, the doors, clammbon, kokia, gollbetty, plus-tech squeeze box, w (daburuyuu), regina spector, otsuka ai, s/mileage, mini moni, matsuura aya, utada hikaru
food: i really love hamburgers i am literally obsessed do not get me started ok. also anything with a shit ton of acidity does it for me. i fucking love banana peppers and extra pickles on my burgs.
shows: angelic layer, madoka magica, my otome, roseanne, king of the hill, arrested development, south park, tim and eric, etc etc

family, bf, hamburgers, internet, hamburgers on internet

sitting on a throne wearing a fur coat and a grill made out of tin foil with bitches to my left, bitches to my right, you know how we do

and i think in japanese a lot

usually cooking and/or hanging out with my friends and sister. or hosting board game night!

when i'm alone i put on a morning musume (look them up) concert and hold a use a pen as a glowstick and pretend i'm there. dancing, jumping, chanting, etc. and that's all the exercise i get.

-if you watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z2ME8sR-bnY#! and agree with every second of it. if you don't, fuck off.
-PLEASE no messages solely about my hair, unless you have something to ask about it
-don't bother messaging me if a nigga just trying to get his dick wet
-if you think we could be friends and maybe meet up and hang out and actually go through with it (i doubt it)
-also, i don't respond to "what's up" "hi" or anything of the like. that shit never gets anyone anywhere, js
-if you're male i probably won't be very interested in talking to you unless you're gay, asexual, or not attracted to women in any other way