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Bearby

28 M Columbia, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Korean (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I mainly enjoy things that make me think or laugh. I mainly hate things that are boring or annoying.

I play sports/exercise as much as I comfortably have time for.

I am currently taking summer courses which I both love and hate. Learning saps energy, especially A&P.

Basically, when it comes to a relationship, "friendly" and "intriguing" should be personality traits. "Insane" should not be a part of your personality.

I recently finished a year of teaching 3rd-5th grade students in South Korea the English language. What an experience it was! I will always love travel and diving into other cultures.

I enjoy chatting about my life, the lives of others, and what the future will hold, be it reality or fantasy land. I also really enjoy random and goofy stuff :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working to start a nurse practitioner career...most likely in psychiatry. I've always loved biology, especially involving the brain. Oh, and I love working with people. I'm serious! ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Confusing my dogs and embarrassing my cats.

Also, sprinting (track and field style). People say that I must be black somewhere inside 8p
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My light green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mike Crichton, Clive Barker, Phil Dick, Rob Heinlein (basically, horror, science fiction, and sometimes fantasy when Barker writes it).

Movies: Danny Boyle. Movies that are good "hard sci-fi" or "creative horror." Movies that are good "high fantasy."

TV: The Simpsons, The X-Files, Daria, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Pawn Stars

Music: Metallica, Radiohead, and Third Eye Blind. Those are part of a very limited selection from my youth. I like anything nowadays if it makes me happy.

I can proudly sing Neutral Milk Hotel's "Aeroplane Over the Sea" album from memory :) I am constantly seeking and sometimes finding similarly great weird albums.

Food: Pickles/Vinegar and other sour flavors, sushi, kimchi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Something worth wondering about

2) Female companionship

3) Fiction

4) Humorous conversations

5) My crazy (but endearing) family

6) A pet octopus capable of squirting visitors on my command (my lifetime pet-related goal)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) Existentialism
2) Naked twister parties
3) Absurd humor
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something private but extremely fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love dirty talk. ^_^;
You should message me if
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You are not a hostile extraterrestrial.