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27 M Columbia, MD

My Details

Last Online
Oct 9, 2013
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), Polish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I mainly enjoy things that make me think. I mainly fail to enjoy things that come as expected. I'm pretty progressive.

I play sports/exercise as much as I can be motivated to (and I will claim here that I am motivated alot, since this is my profile).

My favorite color is blue and my favorite animal is a chimpanzee.

Looking to chat online a bit with someone first before considering anything else. Basically, amicable and intriguing must be verified or at least hinted-at traits, as well as a decent libido.

To me, desirable females must love spooning/cuddling. Also, they must not hate dogs or cats.

I played the trumpet throughout high school. I would like to relearn it sometime, but right now, I probably suck.

I am currently working on getting accepted to the JET Program, so I can go teach Japanese kids English for a year (and enjoy being in a wonderfully weird foreign country 8p).

If you are intrigued at all, don't hesitate to message me. Even something stupid like "Blue is a shitty favorite color", or, "Chimpanzees aren't good best buddies, they tend to encourage me to make poor decisions". Chimps peer pressure me too anyway... those wily animals always come up with the most exciting activities <3
What I’m doing with my life
Getting a Master's Degree (on standby) and going abroad for a year in Japan (now that sounds more like it).
I’m really good at
Confusing my dogs and embarrassing my cats.

Also, sprinting (track and field style). People say that I must be black somewhere inside 8p
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mike Crichton, Clive Barker, Phil Dick, Rob Heinlein (basically, horror, science fiction, and sometimes fantasy when Barker writes it).

Movies: Danny Boyle and anything including Christian Bale (except for the Batman movies) or Chris Evans (except for Cellular). Also, anything with Kirsten Dunst.

Music: Metallica, Radiohead, and Third Eye Blind. If it is great and has a rock feel, I like it, regardless of genre. I also enjoy select rap albums, mainly Nas (Illmatic) and Clipse (Hell Hath No Fury). Three Six Mafia is my delightful guilty pleasure.

I am also an Indie-Rock fan (I know the term isn't fitting, but it is quick and people understand it).

For example, I can sing Neutral Milk Hotel's "Aeroplane Over the Sea" album from memory, as well as most of Death Cab for Cutie's "Plans".

Food: Pickles/Vinegar and other sour flavors, Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
1) Something worth wondering about

2) Female companionship

3) Fiction

4) Halloween

5) My crazy (but endearing) family

6) A pet octopus capable of squirting visitors on my command (my lifetime pet-related goal)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1) Existentialism
2) Naked twister parties
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately, reading a book and relaxing. When I had girlfriends in the past, I was more social, such as going to bars 8)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love dirty an extent. I find it distasteful out-of-the-blue, but after a night of sake-bombing and rock concerts, I'm a green light.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm cute.